lucylocket 0 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 A man is like a deck of cards, you need A heart to love him, Adiamond to marry him, A club to smash his f****** head in,and a spade to bury him. A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms, "Honey,this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache" Wife looks up and says "If you werent such an idiot you'd realise that was a sheep" Man replies "If you werent such a presumptious bitch you'd realise I was talking to the sheep" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dvdskv 30 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 A man is like a deck of cards, you needA heart to love him, Adiamond to marry him, A club to smash his f****** head in,and a spade to bury him. A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms, "Honey,this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache" Wife looks up and says "If you werent such an idiot you'd realise that was a sheep" Man replies "If you werent such a presumptious bitch you'd realise I was talking to the sheep" nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,483 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 :clapper: pack of card's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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