Guest Champ606 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and i'll decide wheather your a good match. As the girlfriend of champ606, that sounds just like my life lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lilvixen 26 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) Ummm, your sexy women must be of the butch type if they're to carry Fallow Deer!... Either of these take your fancy? Edited July 1, 2009 by lilvixen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 There out there, you sometimes find them in funny places..................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 There out there, you sometimes find them in funny places..................... Yes you would would't you. :blink: Just look under every bush...... hang on, that don't sound right........ never mind, good luck. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 There out there, you sometimes find them in funny places..................... Yes you would would't you. :blink: Just look under every bush...... hang on, that don't sound right........ never mind, good luck. ATB Michael Seek and ye shall find Michael..............with some unbelievable luck!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild Boy 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) . Edited July 4, 2009 by Wild Boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,872 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Ummm, your sexy women must be of the butch type if they're to carry Fallow Deer!... Either of these take your fancy? FECKN HELL , They would pick my 13st up like a feather, and tickle there hairy arse's with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and I'll decide whether your a good match. Well here you go i think i fit all your criteria plus a little extra just for you xxxxx I'll be awaiting your rapid response xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and I'll decide whether your a good match. Well here you go i think i fit all your criteria plus a little extra just for you xxxxx I'll be awaiting your rapid response xx Shame about the man sack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and i'll decide wheather your a good match. Has to be the best thing ive read all night...hehe...i needed a good laugh..thanks very much...Miss T x id be happy with a woman whos smart, clever and can stand up to me! cheers hyperion You like being dominated ? some times kay! some times! And hype....hmmmmm...lol oh and clever and smart...same thing...i win...tee hee xx miss t..........clever and smart (as in dressed) not the same thing............so...i win tee hee xx and mass genocide, put this advert in the local paper.....might have more luck !!!! women wanted must have own boat and motor must be able to clean and gut fish must be able to cook fish must have sense of humour please send pictures...............of boat and motor thanks all the best sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampy 18 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and i'll decide wheather your a good match. hows about my two sisters,they are great allROUNDERS?looks arnt everything Brill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GAZCO 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Will i do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,751 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Don't mean to be a picky c**t, lol. But would you all really want a partner that was into the hunting scene? Me?... I dont think i would, i like my own space and wouldnt really want to have the missus along on all my hunting jaunts whatever they may be. Yeh i would want a girl thats understanding of what i do but don't think i would particularly want her to also hunt. Fecks sake, we need an excuse to get away now and again! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and i'll decide wheather your a good match. Has to be the best thing ive read all night...hehe...i needed a good laugh..thanks very much...Miss T x id be happy with a woman whos smart, clever and can stand up to me! cheers hyperion You like being dominated ? some times kay! some times! And hype....hmmmmm...lol oh and clever and smart...same thing...i win...tee hee xx really?? i dont think so! lol! hmmmm indeed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Don't mean to be a picky c**t, lol. But would you all really want a partner that was into the hunting scene? Me?... I dont think i would, i like my own space and wouldnt really want to have the missus along on all my hunting jaunts whatever they may be. Yeh i would want a girl thats understanding of what i do but don't think i would particularly want her to also hunt. Fecks sake, we need an excuse to get away now and again! lol Your a Picky C**T. lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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