Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Lol this has made me chuckle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 fck me you dont want alot do you sounds like your desprate get of your ass and do it all yourself you lazy man M L B is that a no then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Tarka 3 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hi all i'm currently in the market for a young hunting lady to accompany me on shoot's,Ferreting,Lamping and the like. Enquirer must be: A WOMAN Aged between 18-30 Good looking/Sexy Good at skinning rabbit's and cooking (making tea) Strong enough to carry the odd Fallow/Muntjac Not moan or groan Allways say YES to my every need Clean up dog shit and ferrets. Please note must be willing to travel as i live in Essex And needs to be able to drive me to the pub and back. Thankyou Dan, P.s... Please post your pics and i'll decide wheather your a good match. Has to be the best thing ive read all night...hehe...i needed a good laugh..thanks very much...Miss T x id be happy with a woman whos smart, clever and can stand up to me! cheers hyperion You like being dominated ? some times kay! some times! And hype....hmmmmm...lol oh and clever and smart...same thing...i win...tee hee xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 You'll be searching for a long time with an attitude like that! What qaulities can you offer to a decent woman?......... Apart from my humour i can also offer a warm bed and a brand new shit shovel, And from time to time the stinky pinky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timmy k 590 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 why dont you want her to moan and groan? will it put you off your game or are you still living with your parents? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 why dont you want her to moan and groan? will it put you off your game or are you still living with your parents? Lol nice one.Nanny moans when i make em squeal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild Boy 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) . Edited July 4, 2009 by Wild Boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Have you tried DREAM ON.COM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I think you will find its easier to train a dog to do most of the things you want. At least that way you have a bit of hope for success. ATB Single Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csme55ex 2 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 dan your got more charnce at being good at hunting then finding a women like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 dan your got more charnce at being good at hunting then finding a women like that I wouldn't go quite that far. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 :clapper: Good luck fella!!! You're gonna need it!!!! :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Lol theres not a woman like that in the world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Lol theres not a woman like that in the world Not so sure about that one my ex done most of it apart from she nagged me like f**k all the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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