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I was standing in line at the local Co-op today with my large bag of Red Mills Worker,when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

WTF did she think I was buying the DOG food for? A gerbil?

So I decided to have some fun. So I said no I didnt have a dog but I was going to start the Red Mills diet again as I'd lost 20lbs on it last time.

You fill your pockets with the nuggets and every time you feel hungry you eat one or two.

I added that I probably shouldnt go on the diet again because last time I ended up in Intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and I.V. tubes everywhere.

Horrified she asked me if the dog food had poisoned me and I said no its nutritionally sound as its a complete diet.

She asked why I had ended up in hospital, (the rest of the queue were all listening in at this stage)

I said I stpped off the kerb to sniff a Springers arse and got hit by a bus!

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