mattydski 560 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 'Tell her' you ate it..........say it was lovely...........then offer to cook her 'something' tomorrow. If she accepts...............your safe.. If she rejects, backs off, and starts looking worried...........Bin it :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
taffyboi 19 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 job done couldnt help myself i was starvin,but apparently thats the biggest dose of exlax she has seen anyone take now shes won shes going to be laghfing evry time you run to the toilet lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 I would Eat it mate! be nice and keep her sweet.. If My missus blows a fuse I just let her burn out and throw the whole arguement on its head by making her laugh! usually by dropping my Kacks or getting her to drop hers .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,261 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I would Eat it mate! be nice and keep her sweet.. If My missus blows a fuse I just let her burn out and throw the whole arguement on its head by making her laugh! usually by dropping my Kacks or getting her to drop hers .......... do women often laugh when you drop your pants??? :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 do women often laugh when you drop your pants??? :D Constantly!! But the lads Laugh louder ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Ye righton holiday They're all the fecking same mate, don't matter what shape or form! A good woman's like a good working dog, as long as it does the trick, who gives a f**k what they look like, unless you're into rosette chasing! do women often laugh when you drop your pants??? :D Constantly!! But the lads Laugh louder ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,261 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 do women often laugh when you drop your pants??? :D Constantly!! But the lads Laugh louder ...... oh you'd go down well on a saturday night in blackpool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fin and fur 2 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Reminds me of a conversation attributed to Winston Churchill whilst he was being obnoxious to a lady guest at a dinner party. Lady guest : 'if you were my husband i would put poison in that drink'. Churchill : 'and if you were my wife i,d drink it'. Politicans just dont come like they used to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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