Guest buster321c Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Keeping him awake , well if you brought that butt plug it could have the desired effect if used on him aswell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 simon............get another mate !!! or get him fed on loads of eggs before you go.......get the bugger egg bound !!!! wag..........also get another mate !!! just fart after all them eggs....that will stop him sleeping......or you may be better shouting "look at the cock on him its like a baby's arm !!!!!!" or you could both send your differing problems to "dear deidre" and see see what that old bint has to say......could be amusing. all the best sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 if its who i think it is tell just do it in the hedge next time and use dock leafs .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why didn’t you go commando and poo in a bush just like mother nature intended :wacko: :sick: atb bedrock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 god that's soft,getting wifey to come get, your tell us next he can only go "on his own toilet" always carry half a roll of toilet paper on any countryside/hunting related trips, then find a bush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why didn't you go commando and poo in a bush just like mother nature intended :wacko: :sick: atb bedrock you obviously dont know simoman , you just dont trop your trouser's with in a 5 mile radius of him they dont call him a manwhore and donky for nothing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 you obviously dont know simoman , you just dont trop your trouser's with in a 5 mile radius of him they dont call him a manwhore and donky for nothing You don't no what you missed craping outside is the only way you can feel free and truly become one with nature. atb bedrock. PS. stay away from that simoman he sounds like a bad influance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Imodium Instants will do the job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green oval 8 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 (edited) Try a Butt Plug ,probably need a big one Sounds like you're talking from experience...... :sick: Edited June 27, 2009 by green oval Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 god that's soft,getting wifey to come get, your tell us next he can only go "on his own toilet"always carry half a roll of toilet paper on any countryside/hunting related trips, then find a bush stubby, i have a wee broblem, i had a accident a few years back and need a proper bog when one of those things is needed . plus donky manwhore was there............ and he was loving every second of it, watching the pain on my face .........but i did get revenge later on but thats a different story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Ladies and gentleman, thank you for your kind advice, im sure wag will take it into consideration, perhaps a loo seat attatched to the bumper would do the trick. Manwhore is very harsh, that hurts my feelings as I am still a virgin at 35, the only confusing part is I have children I am interested in the revenge you got on me, you havent left a "present" in my glove box or left one of your imported jazz mags from Amsterdam in my truck? I kknow you like your sexual devience? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Try a Butt Plug ,probably need a big one Sounds like you're talking from experience...... :sick: Ye your right as usual Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GAZCO 0 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Try bisto it thickens the wife's gravy real nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Ladies and gentleman, thank you for your kind advice, im sure wag will take it into consideration, perhaps a loo seat attatched to the bumper would do the trick. Manwhore is very harsh, that hurts my feelings as I am still a virgin at 35, the only confusing part is I have children I am interested in the revenge you got on me, you havent left a "present" in my glove box or left one of your imported jazz mags from Amsterdam in my truck? I kknow you like your sexual devience? when you was fast asleep :lazy: and dribbling down your chin , i shouted look at the tits on her, you spun your head round that fast to look :tongue4: and pulled the muscle in your neck and covered me in your gog. you must have been dreaming because you was making some funny sounds and i was quite shocked at your hand movements too ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Its just you wag, you make me so relaxed I can be myself with you, my dream involved you, mayonaise and some razor wire............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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