Simoman 110 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Please take a moment to read this thread and if you can offer any advice that would be great. Yesterday I was out with a fellow mod and after putting several miles under our belt this moderator felt a sudden movement in his "under carriage" and felt a sudden desire to visit a gentelemans rest room, fortunately for him although we were in the middle of nowhere his wonderful wife didn't spare the horses to get to this man and deliver him to his own "chapel of rest" back at the house. My question is, are there any products available that would "harden" the internal sewerage system on this mod to avoid such near misses in the future. Many thanks for reading A.Concerned Friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Try a Butt Plug ,probably need a big one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Please keep the advice coming, im sure he will log on and pick up some tips, he also discussed "fisting" a dog last night and I pray we were thinking of different things.................. On a positive note this kind hearted fellow did drive me half of Lincolnshire trying to get a phone....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why don’t temporarily block it for him? You are his friend after all. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why don’t temporarily block it for him? You are his friend after all. :11: Are you insinuating my posts/profile and signature imply im gay?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 A clue who it is would`nt go amiss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 A clue who it is would`nt go amiss Im sure this mod will be along soon enough to pick up some top tips.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Are you insinuating my posts/profile and signature imply im gay?? No that’s what friends do help each other. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8543&var=B Im sure this will fit the bill ( or the orifice ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 try imodium if that dont work get a faster car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 A clue who it is would`nt go amiss Im sure this mod will be along soon enough to pick up some top tips.................. Now I am confused. I thought you were looking for bottom and not top tips. But whatever, you just hang on in there mate, someone will come up and help. That somehow does not sound right. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshshrek 0 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 There is a medication available over the counter in all major chemists called loperimide, that'll do the job` i know this as i get it prescribed to my patients Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,261 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 bit loose are we??? :friends: two raw eggs and half a pint of milk every morning that should help :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wag 13 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Please take a moment to read this thread and if you can offer any advice that would be great. Yesterday I was out with a fellow mod and after putting several miles under our belt this moderator felt a sudden movement in his "under carriage" and felt a sudden desire to visit a gentelemans rest room, fortunately for him although we were in the middle of nowhere his wonderful wife didn't spare the horses to get to this man and deliver him to his own "chapel of rest" back at the house. My question is, are there any products available that would "harden" the internal sewerage system on this mod to avoid such near misses in the future. Many thanks for reading A.Concerned Friend yes simoman i was caught short , i am not afraid to admit, i was nearly touching cloth ...like simoman said we were in the middle of no where ... i would like to thank my wife who did me the great honour of fetching us in the monster truck, as she calls it and hate's driving it because its so high up ... i would also like to thank the person who invented the mobile phone you are a god in my eyes also to THL members thank you for all your replys ,i will take them all into acount and must try some out .. now comes the interesting part, i need some advice on how to keep your lamping partner awake , i tried different things last night.. the one i fount that worked the best when my lamping partner was in full swing of snoring and dribbaling down his chin was! i shouted ! LOOK AT THE "TITS" ON HER ... well i have never seen a man awake so quick he twisted his head that quick he pulled a muscle in his neck, so that seemed to work for me , has any other member got any sugestion's please feel free to say. so i can take them into account for futre reference... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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