steve0146 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Whats the difference between Alex Furguson and micheal jackson? Alex Furguson will be playing giggs this year!!! Jockeys at Ascot racecourse will be wearing black armbands out of respect Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone else!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dances Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Whats the difference between Alex Furguson and micheal jackson? Alex Furguson will be playing giggs this year!!! Jockeys at Ascot racecourse will be wearing black armbands out of respect Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone else!! Michael Jackson has Asked In His Will He Wunts To Be Melted Down And Made Into Toy Soldiers So The Little kids Can Still Play With Him he L.A coroner has just announced that due the amount of plastic surgery Michael Jackson has had he can not be cremated and must be recycled! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redda09 1 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Whats the difference between Alex Furguson and micheal jackson? Alex Furguson will be playing giggs this year!!! Jockeys at Ascot racecourse will be wearing black armbands out of respect Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone else!! i heard he wanted his ashes put in a hetch'a'sketch soo kids can still play with his nob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Turns out Michael Jackson's not dead- he was just having a stroke in the children's ward. michael jacksons doctors didnt blame his death on the moonlight, they didnt blame it on the sunshine, the didnt blame it on the good times, they blamed it on the boogeeey The coroner's report has just been published. Jacko died after being force fed two oranges, a handful of blueberries, several strawberries and some lemongrass. He'd been hit by a smoothie criminal. He died of food poisoning, he ate some 12 year old nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billbroon 9 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 His mum was contacted by the funeral parlour and asked her what colour will she like the coffin to be she replied, DOESNT MATTER IF ITS BLACK OR WHITE ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john5 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I WISH PEOPLE WOULD NOT KEEP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MICHEAL JACKSON he touched me in a way only a catholic priest would understand Edited June 26, 2009 by john5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john5 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 poor jacko , he had a truamatic life , he was on board his luxuary yatch when it sank , but he was found safe and well , clinging to a bouy when the police raided "never land" his ranch,,,, class A drugs were found in the kitchen , class B drugs were found in the sitting room and all of class C were found in the bedroom his mother has requested that he be "SKINNED" before he is buried and his skin used on a local childrens "slide" , that way children can keep "going down" on him elton john , a long time friend of jacko he rededicated a song to micheal , it is called "dont let your son go down on me" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Little Butch 16 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The doctor performing the autopsy on Michael Jackson found a pair of children's underwear taped to his upper arm. The singer's lawyer told the doctor it was "the patch" and that Michael had been trying to quit.. Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit tourmentor 29 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 micheal jacksons having a heart attack quick docter just beat it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson and Farah Forcett both died yesterday, whats the difference between them : 1 went down on Majors the other went down on Miners. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertdog 149 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 micheal jackson died of a massive heart attack yesterday after he discovered that boys to men was an r,n,b group and not a delivery service. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jakeuk1 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 It turned out michael jackson didnt die of a heart attack..... he died of food poisoning, apparently he had been munching on eight year old sausage. Jacksons upcoming dates have been cancelled including ryan aged 5 and josh aged seven. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 found this on a website jimmy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eunectes 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died. Shame about Michael Jackson really... just when baby p thought he was safe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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