Simoman 110 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wilf is the man from Del Monte, and wink is the milk tray man........... Does that make you Lord Lucan then? Only if your my nanny Malt............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wilf is a top man and anyone who thinks Wilf is a cock therefore must be a cock themselves.....................I'm hoping for a quicky after typing that.gotta admit simoman i`m a bit of a cock and a messer ! any chance to call wilf names is good in my book anyway who asked you ? you cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I am everywhere and nowhere baby.......thats where I,m at..........saying everything is groovy........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I am everywhere and nowhere baby.......thats where I,m at..........saying everything is groovy........... in your shitty hat .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I no longer have a hat, I have an elastic band to wrap around my ballsack.........it was given to me by a male stripper friend and is over 300 years old. It has been handed from stripper to stripper and he gave me it as a keepsake! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I no longer have a hat, I have an elastic band to wrap around my ballsack.........it was given to me by a male stripper friend and is over 300 years old.It has been handed from stripper to stripper and he gave me it as a keepsake! messer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wilf is a top man and anyone who thinks Wilf is a cock therefore must be a cock themselves.....................I'm hoping for a quicky after typing that.gotta admit simoman i`m a bit of a cock and a messer ! any chance to call wilf names is good in my book anyway who asked you ? you cock stig, we both know what you would like to do with my cock, but let me tell you big Clarence in C wing who looks after you would not be happy and would punish your chocolate starfish badly................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wilf is a top man and anyone who thinks Wilf is a cock therefore must be a cock themselves.....................I'm hoping for a quicky after typing that.gotta admit simoman i`m a bit of a cock and a messer ! any chance to call wilf names is good in my book anyway who asked you ? you cock stig, we both know what you would like to do with my cock, but let me tell you big Clarence in C wing who looks after you would not be happy and would punish your chocolate starfish badly................... electrodes and elastic bands spring to mind - clarence did have a bash at the chocolate starfish just happend to be the night we`d been on our monthly outing to the curry house he`s never really been the same since and gives me a wide berth . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sorley x 32 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 History fails to mention that when, those immortal words were uttered in deepest africa "Dr Livingstone I presume", is that beside Dr livingstone in a full naval outfit was WILF. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 i have heard that many years ago WILF went to a school near mine that required all pupils to wear a uniform well times were hard in the east end back then so off to the army and navy stores it was. And WILF spent the next four years going to school dressed as a japanese admiral, this had a serious effect on the lad and he hasn't been quite right since. The orset showground is open to all but who knows who or what is lurking in the woods and bushes around the edges and with the rumours surrounding WILF and a few others (Darcy, winkhound, SS etc) i would worry if i were out in the middle of no-where in the dark where no one can here you scream now all of this may just be rumour and hearsay, but better safe than sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rod&dog Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 as said above dose any one persoanly know wilf ? because i just see he wrote on my profile stay off some where very close to me and its very freaky because we was near there the other night i think he might be stalking me Weird ,,,Wilfy also Knew the estate i used to work for and why i no longer work there Hes a man who knows a lot of things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 never met him but he keeps sending me pictures of himself naked with baby oil smeered all over his lovely curvey muscley body ,and i think i quiet like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Hes a man who knows a lot of things. [/font] You mean hes a nosey fecker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Liquidator 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Yes sounds like you could be his next victim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I heard WILF and undisputed live in the same old fokes home. atb.Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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