undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 im not in the lamping comp so he should get the dogs fit and i will give his mrs a good sorting ! remember the fanny is a powerfull thing - its brought kings off thrones ! - plus - a standing pricks got no conscience ! Well apparently there's problems in that department so there's no excuse really.....and as Keano pointed we thought he was gay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! wish it was me mate haveing my cake and eating it and ,m not in the lamping comp so it ant me bud She only lives two doors up from me.....the feckin shame....I cant go these mixed relationships they never turn out well....just look at the sprogs big Joe produced i,m telling wee maggie im not in the lamping comp so he should get the dogs fit and i will give his mrs a good sorting ! remember the fanny is a powerfull thing - its brought kings off thrones ! - plus - a standing pricks got no conscience ! Well apparently there's problems in that department so there's no excuse really.....and as Keano pointed we thought he was gay let him ride the storm and if it does him good then fair play to him even the ugly ones need loving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! wish it was me mate haveing my cake and eating it and ,m not in the lamping comp so it ant me bud She only lives two doors up from me.....the feckin shame....I cant go these mixed relationships they never turn out well....just look at the sprogs big Joe produced i,m telling wee maggie im not in the lamping comp so he should get the dogs fit and i will give his mrs a good sorting ! remember the fanny is a powerfull thing - its brought kings off thrones ! - plus - a standing pricks got no conscience ! Well apparently there's problems in that department so there's no excuse really.....and as Keano pointed we thought he was gay let him ride the storm and if it does him good then fair play to him even the ugly ones need loving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! wish it was me mate haveing my cake and eating it and ,m not in the lamping comp so it ant me bud She only lives two doors up from me.....the feckin shame....I cant go these mixed relationships they never turn out well....just look at the sprogs big Joe produced i,m telling wee maggie im not in the lamping comp so he should get the dogs fit and i will give his mrs a good sorting ! remember the fanny is a powerfull thing - its brought kings off thrones ! - plus - a standing pricks got no conscience ! Well apparently there's problems in that department so there's no excuse really.....and as Keano pointed we thought he was gay let him ride the storm and if it does him good then fair play to him even the ugly ones need loving We're not sure he can ride anything to be honest mate :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 theres always a blackpool donkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ASBO 8 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 hes just pmd me hes selling the jeep and getting a family car hel throw in the dogs for a extra 50 quid, i thot i seen him doing the dishes and the hoovering the day as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ASBO 8 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 it must be love,love,love :lazy: 1 miniute wonder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frost 4 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Heard a rumour his new nickname is TWOSTROKE or was it SPURT? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 aye well if its his first it can only get better if the lasses had a few mounts then he be in good hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anythingoes 28 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 hes just pmd me hes selling the jeep and getting a family car hel throw in the dogs for a extra 50 quid, i thot i seen him doing the dishes and the hoovering the day as well sounds familiar that, selling everything .dogs the lot , asbo thats youre life story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 hes got to be mad to give up all hes got i wouldent do that for no man get yourself sorted lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 hes got to be mad to give up all hes got i wouldent do that for no man get yourself sorted lad You tell him Miss Lurcher Bitch just mite listed to because your a female Thats a bit heavy lads lol.And why dident you tell me before i took him to the fishing cabin.Thank feck they were four off us.Or i could be walking funny right now.lol.Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 he looks like a fag as well from that picture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 he looks like a fag as well from that picture gaz you what his number mate lol you mean the alan carr lookalike naw thanks lad ill pass thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 look if he loves her let him its his choice init let him let his dogs go to waste Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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