undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,721 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 all i can say is pull yourself together man and get a porno mag alot less bother!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithwicks 182 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 tea mate take riohog's advice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 all i can say is pull yourself together man and get a porno mag alot less bother!! Some good advice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anythingoes 28 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Good on him Hope hes having a ball and aslong as the dogs dont suffer for it !! Well if hes in the comp he must be comited to his animals atb anythingoes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anythingoes 28 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano some wise words of wisdom ???? come on man get it together!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! Smell the coffee....more like smell the fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! wish it was me mate haveing my cake and eating it and ,m not in the lamping comp so it ant me bud She only lives two doors up from me.....the feckin shame....I cant go these mixed relationships they never turn out well....just look at the sprogs big Joe produced Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Ok I know it's the summer and a young man's fancy and all that shit...but I feel I really have to if not name, at least shame this lovestruck muppet. He's been seeing this "Lady" on the quiet and keeping it secret. Its effected everyone around him and the dogs are festering in the kennel and growing fat. Now instead of lamping or walking the dog's, it's moonlight and roses and candlelit dinners. The neighbours are complaining about the noise coming from the bedroom and she was heard shouting one night "Is that it". Now the "lady" in question is nice enough but obviously has something wrong with her eyesight or deep rooted emotional needs to take up with this fellah....Now bare in mind the guy is in his late 20's and was still a virgin up until last weekend....there's a chance he still might be a virgin as I've heard he's got problems down below if you get my meaning. Anyway, hopefully it's just a wee phase he's going through and he'll come to his senses soon. He's in the lamping competition so he needs to get himself sorted out pronto. It just goes to show you women are fickle creatures and there's no accounting for taste. I think some gentle reminders need to sent to him via the THL about where his priorities lie. He's an avid reader of posts in here so any advice will be greatly appreciated....from bedroom tips and how to last more than a few seconds, to helping him find that "wee man in the boat" I think he got confused when she told him she had a rampant rabbit and asked if he could do something about it....he turned up that night with with his lamp and dog and its been downhill ever since. i just hope he wakes up and smell the coffee he s got 4 running lurcher and great we working terrier there aswell i wpuld be sad to see them go just because of a girl come on mate give you self a right good sake Keano do you have spell check ???? come on man get it the gether!!!!!! wish it was me mate haveing my cake and eating it and ,m not in the lamping comp so it ant me bud She only lives two doors up from me.....the feckin shame....I cant go these mixed relationships they never turn out well....just look at the sprogs big Joe produced the only good thing to come out of this is that we all thought he was gay but now he could bisexual Well from what George next door has told me mate the jury's still out on that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,941 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 If its his first woman, he will be like the rest of us, and [shag his Brains out] . Ive been married 27 years. But before i got married, i made Dam sure i had a good time first. And i think thats what fecked back up. . My wife + son , like every lurcher that i have had. But they not botherd about hunting. It has always been a [big] part of my life, and they know that, and at [57] this August they no i wont change . Once the novelty as worn of a bit, he should go back to the dogs+hunting Ray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest boysfaetheblackstuff Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 get in there good on the guy .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hector 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 come on man you must rate your dogs to enter the comp get the dog out get him /her fit you can shag all day lamp all night ahhhh thats the life for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 All's fair in love and hunting........ i'm sure he'll be back. snap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild Boy 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) . Edited July 4, 2009 by Wild Boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zigzag dan 784 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 im not in the lamping comp so he should get the dogs fit and i will give his mrs a good sorting ! remember the fanny is a powerfull thing - its brought kings off thrones ! - plus - a standing pricks got no conscience ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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