Guest bullterrier Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them Mum said, "YOU should say NO, they only want to look at your knickers". Susie said, "I know they do, that's why I hide them in my bag!!". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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arnieboy 93 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 little sally gets her 1st period. uncomfortable with talking to her parents she decides to ask little johnny. so she whips up her skirt and shows him her bleeding fanny .johnny scratches his chin and finally says, iam no expert but it looks like someones ripped your bollocks off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest bullterrier Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 A husband and wife are out shopping. The wife falls in love with some pricey shoes but the husband won't buy them for her. That night in bed, the hubby becomes amorous and slips his arms around his wife. "No way!" she cries pushing him off "if you can't shoe the horse, then you can't ride it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 "MUMMY , little tommys willies like a peanut" ok, its because its small "no mummy....its salty" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CO CHISE 329 Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 A husband and wife are out shopping. The wife falls in love with some pricey shoes but the husband won't buy them for her. That night in bed, the hubby becomes amorous and slips his arms around his wife. "No way!" she cries pushing him off "if you can't shoe the horse, then you can't ride it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 A husband and wife are out shopping. The wife falls in love with some pricey shoes but the husband won't buy them for her. That night in bed, the hubby becomes amorous and slips his arms around his wife. "No way!" she cries pushing him off "if you can't shoe the horse, then you can't ride it" :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keepasking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them Mum said, "YOU should say NO, they only want to look at your knickers". Susie said, "I know they do, that's why I hide them in my bag!!". :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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