maty j 6 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 a few fenns with corn or bread on set around the place?? Quote Link to post
mackem 26,261 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone Quote Link to post
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Brilliant, Mackem! And alert the local tv and papers to the Big Event too ~ then, when you call the filth, record the conversation and see if they even offer to turn out for 'just a crow'. If they refuse, tell 'em the media are expecting them! That'll rattle the b*stards. Tell everyone at work that your now a muslim and that its 'Your Right' to do as you see fit. Best craic I've heard in ages! Wish I'd thought of that! Quote Link to post
mackem 26,261 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Probably turn the crow into a media star"The Corvid One",better than all the supposed "Reality" crap thats on telly at the moment,keeps can be its PR manager :kiss: Quote Link to post
Guest Keeps Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone Well would you believe that's exactly what they've done this afternoon is going to be very entertaining :11: Quote Link to post
john b 38 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone Well would you believe that's exactly what they've done this afternoon is going to be very entertaining :11: get pictures Quote Link to post
Guest Keeps Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 --> QUOTE(john b @ Jul 13 2006, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone Well would you believe that's exactly what they've done this afternoon is going to be very entertaining :11: get pictures I dont have me camera might see if I can borrow one :11: Quote Link to post
IanB 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yeh lets see this celebrity corvid Nice avatar keeps Quote Link to post
Guest Keeps Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 (edited) Thank you Ian Well I managed to borrow a camera, and waited...... and waited............. and waited............. for the rspca to turn up .......... and the poor blighter was still perched up there when I went home tonight, no sign of the RSPCA, the caring do-gooders that love their animals so much wonder if he'll still be around tomorrow Edited July 20, 2006 by Keeps Quote Link to post
IanB 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 He'll probably be cooked when you turn up in the morning, all that glass... RSPCA :realmad: Quote Link to post
mackem 26,261 Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Thank you Ian Well I managed to borrow a camera, and waited...... and waited............. and waited............. for the rspca to turn up .......... and the poor blighter was still perched up there when I went home tonight, no sign of the RSPCA, the caring do-gooders that love their animals so much wonder if he'll still be around tomorrow The reason for their no-show? A)They're afraid of you(heard of your amazonian reputation ). B)Cos they are normally funded through liberal do-gooders,and would rather not offend their sponsors,a decision has been made in the higher echelons of Durham RSPCA office not to alter or affect the course of nature in any way, shape,or form so they are waiting for the crow to die of old-age Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone Well would you believe that's exactly what they've done this afternoon is going to be very entertaining :11: Great minds think alike (me and whichever of your bosses made the executive decision to call in the good guys :ph34r: ). Quote Link to post
Guest Keeps Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Mackem they didnt turn up one thing is for sure, you can count on them to turn up when theyre needed Quote Link to post
mackem 26,261 Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Hows the crow after his first night in the Glasshouse(memories )? Quote Link to post
Guest Keeps Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 he's nowhere to be seen this morning and it was his second night.. hopefully he'll have escaped Quote Link to post
mackem 26,261 Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 He didnt find his way out Katie......He was rescued RSPCA sent in an overnight snatch squad-squad :ph34r: Yet another job well done :ph34r: Dont forget to donate next time one of their charity collectors shakes his tin under your nose :wacko: Quote Link to post
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