Guest vin Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 me and a mate were out on some big land one morning when we were 15yrs old...these two big blokes came and said we were on thier permission etc etc ..gave us some abuse and started bullying us both...then they tried to take the dog off me..i was having none of it... i was ready to die before they took my dog...my little mate from skool was crying (he never came out again).. eventually they left us with the usual warnings about not coming back....and i kept my dignity at school because i had told em to fooo..k off etc etc.. funny thing is that same year i really enjoyed the moment when one of the fat wankers was made to apologise to me by a few of my older mates at the old Wortley lurcher show,when i pointed him out in the beer tent.. he was a wanker and a bully and my mates told him. good old days... not always. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 me and a mate were out on some big land one morning when we were 15yrs old...these two big blokes came and said we were on thier permission etc etc ..gave us some abuse and started bullying us both...then they tried to take the dog off me..i was having none of it... i was ready to die before they took my dog...my little mate from skool was crying (he never came out again).. eventually they left us with the usual warnings about not coming back....and i kept my dignity at school because i had told em to fooo..k off etc etc.. funny thing is that same year i really enjoyed the moment when one of the fat wankers was made to apologise to me by a few of my older mates at the old Wortley lurcher show,when i pointed him out in the beer tent.. he was a wanker and a bully and my mates told him. good old days... not always. Doo I know them by any chance.atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Was lamping around the Wooler area of Northumberland, a lamp started scanning the field for us, we got back onto the road, and got stopped on the way back to our motor, after leaving one lad with the dogs and lamps. About 12 keepers and farmers were at our car. I got hit across the side of the face with a bat, got a few slaps and punches too, we were pleased to see the feds when they eventually arrived.Never got done though Never heard of wooler wheres that might have a mooch about there if you give some directions! Ive had it out with a few farmers only been held by the neck by one big c**t when i was 16 few years ago now,hes been told now though! The local farmer visited a disco few years ago aswell started mouthing at a few of us so we toom him outside 4 on 1 just the way farmer/keepers like to do it!Keep fit the never catch me one rally driver and the full beam of the blitz on spot beam and jobs a good one never get caught trust me! I know of a few lads thats been done for fighting with police when they were called but usually we go out with a number of people so if someone comes who aint welcome there sure made to know it! And if where mooching day time usually 2-3 people nothing like a good fishing bat made by a welder,and a good heavey metal dog lead! poor fecker they ever catch on their own [bANNED TEXT] youse lot have done with them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doxhope 2 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Never heard of wooler wheres that might have a mooch about there if you give some directions! Ive had it out with a few farmers only been held by the neck by one big c**t when i was 16 few years ago now,hes been told now though! The local farmer visited a disco few years ago aswell started mouthing at a few of us so we toom him outside 4 on 1 just the way farmer/keepers like to do it!Keep fit the never catch me one rally driver and the full beam of the blitz on spot beam and jobs a good one never get caught trust me! I know of a few lads thats been done for fighting with police when they were called but usually we go out with a number of people so if someone comes who aint welcome there sure made to know it! And if where mooching day time usually 2-3 people nothing like a good fishing bat made by a welder,and a good heavey metal dog lead! We used to knickname Wooler the promised land, there was so much game there..It became a poachers graveyard in the `s, after some Ashington/Newbiggin boys did a pen, but left dead birds all over the shop. The keepers became meant, after blood, chased us from Wooler to Ashington one night, we were blinding them with our lamps out the back of the Vauxhall Viva`s windows trying to put them off, reminded me of Butch Casidy and the Sundance Kid.."Who ae those guys" Feds had the road blocked for us at Ashington..all for a couple of rabbits for the pot Those were the days, you young whipper snappers dont realise how easy you have it these days..Its all part of the territory, our anchestors had to deal with being boiled in oil or lead, having extremities cut off, eyes burnt out and deported for 7 years..so the odd smack or chase shouldnt put off the real men, the part timers though, well thats a different bag of rabbits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 me and a mate were out on some big land one morning when we were 15yrs old...these two big blokes came and said we were on thier permission etc etc ..gave us some abuse and started bullying us both...then they tried to take the dog off me..i was having none of it... i was ready to die before they took my dog...my little mate from skool was crying (he never came out again).. eventually they left us with the usual warnings about not coming back....and i kept my dignity at school because i had told em to fooo..k off etc etc.. funny thing is that same year i really enjoyed the moment when one of the fat wankers was made to apologise to me by a few of my older mates at the old Wortley lurcher show,when i pointed him out in the beer tent.. he was a wanker and a bully and my mates told him. good old days... not always. Doo I know them by any chance.atb heheee... prob not matey... we had got on a few buses from home and we were on Grindley on the Hill ... we were only young uns and daft ...but we had heard them big long ears were all over the place...so we would have peddled there on our pushbikes if we had too..hehee. these guys were like puppies compared to your personal terminator matey.....tell this lot all about your little run in with the keepers... its the only reason i bloody started this thread.... theres a lot of talk on here about what they would do etc etc.. but you know better than all of this lot.. tell em.....its a belter...they wont believe it. atb vin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Never a truer word spoken doxhope.It makes me smile [bANNED TEXT] i hear of some lads who would'nt even venture out on their own funny thing is i have come across some real hard cases that wont even think about venturing out on their own.atvb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,175 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Well, if they so much as called me a rude name I would go home, dress as a ninja, go to the local Japanese sword maker and have a blade specially made......I would then go off to a mountain retreat for 2 years and train in the art of killing folk. I would then return to said farm and be dropped in under cover of darkness by parachute, a would set land mines on all entrances to the farm and claymores on trip wires by every footpath (just so as I wouldnt be disturbed)......... I would then slide down the farmers chimney and decapitate him in his bed with my sword, I would then burn his whole family going back 16 generations in wicker man style ceremonies and strap hand grenades to his pet cat Tiddles!!!!......... Forgot to add, all the above would be done with me screamming "Here come da pain!!" the whole time............ They wouldnt want to mess with me twice................... Edited June 16, 2009 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butler 396 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well, if they so much as called me a rude name I would go home, dress as a ninja, go to the local Japanese sword maker and have a blade specially made......I would then go off to a mountain retreat for 2 years and train in the art of killing folk. I would then return to said farm and be dropped in under cover of darkness by parachute, a would set land mines on all entrances to the farm and claymores on trip wires by every footpath (just so as I wouldnt be disturbed)......... I would then slide down the farmers chimney and decapitate him in his bed with my sword, I would then burn his whole family going back 16 generations in wicker man style ceremonies and strap hand grenades to his pet cat Tiddles!!!!......... Forgot to add, all the above would be done with me screamming "Here come da pain!!" the whole time............ They wouldnt want to mess with me twice................... Is this markbrick??............................lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,175 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Is this markbrick??............................lol No, he has a bodyguard..........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well, if they so much as called me a rude name I would go home, dress as a ninja, go to the local Japanese sword maker and have a blade specially made......I would then go off to a mountain retreat for 2 years and train in the art of killing folk. I would then return to said farm and be dropped in under cover of darkness by parachute, a would set land mines on all entrances to the farm and claymores on trip wires by every footpath (just so as I wouldnt be disturbed)......... I would then slide down the farmers chimney and decapitate him in his bed with my sword, I would then burn his whole family going back 16 generations in wicker man style ceremonies and strap hand grenades to his pet cat Tiddles!!!!......... Forgot to add, all the above would be done with me screamming "Here come da pain!!" the whole time............ They wouldnt want to mess with me twice................... LOL no i would just tell them i am clint eastwood.atvb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jedandlevo 8 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 only been caught once the farmer started lamping us and shouting being all high and mighty untill he jumped out the jeep and relised we had not backed down or ran away he jumped back in his jeep and phoned the police and they cum and told us to move on but nothing happened to us like don't no why there is a bit problem taking a few rabbit now and again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how many of you go out alone...its bloody scary when your on your own sometimes....in fact..thats a good thread....anyone seen owt that scared em..? them bloody barn owls can spook you when your on your own and its dark...very ghostly ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
01mt02 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 FIRST OUTING POACHING where do i start then, well i was once out with a two of my mates and there dad on a very posh shoot ie; £3,200 a day (i will not name it for certain reasons) doing a few pheasants there was two shooters and two baggers. we had only been out for about two or so hours and allready got about 60/70 birds when we heard '' i'll fuc*ing have all you c*nts '' and then within about 3 seconds BANG SMASH BANG SMASH, he was fireing his rifle at us you could tell because the branches in front was smashing off the trees and not above us, we then ran between the hours of 12 and 4 in the morning trying to loose them as home was only about 2 miles away from the wood but we didnt want him to now where we had come from all in all we must have done about 15 or 20 miles in a big circle. then just as we was about a mile from home the police helicopter came over us with the big light on for about 3/4 minites but then dissapeared as we had diched the guns and pheasants. i was absolutley nackerd for days on end, even my mates dad said out of all the poaching sessions he has ever had (35 years worth) this one had topped them all for a memorable experience. we got the guns back the next day and just left the pheasnts in the wood because they where shooting that day and would have found them anyway. hope you enjoyed reading my first poaching experiance. Regards 01mt02 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dirtwinger 235 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Only been shot the once and that was down in Kent in a snowstorm. Went out to get some wood from the stack by the hedge and a old fart about 90yrs old pepperd me with a 12 bore. He didnt see me and was aiming at a maggie in the hedge, he was very apologetic afterward. Luckily I was bundled up and the shot had to get through the hedge but it wrecked my jacket. Only two pellets came through into my skin but they stung pretty good. As to going out on your own I prefered it that way quieter and you saw more game, plus if you got sussed it was easy to slip away on your todd rather than with a herd of blokes and dogs. I always reckoned I was the scariest thing out there so why worry. Never heard of a lamper being taken down by a ghost or a barn owl so whats the fuss. atb Dirtwinger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 ive been shot at once it hit the ground about 3 ft in front of me and peppered me wi shit(from the field,not my own) i nearly did crap myself tho,just legged it back to the van,ive never been there since,and thanks doxhope for reminding me of the good old days,lamping in a vauxhall viva,jesus them were the days,with my car spotlight with a plant pot taped to it to make a beam,wired to a car battery,i remember it well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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