Malt 379 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I must be lucky, I've only ever been told to f**k off once, when I was a kid! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anonymous Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I was once shot in the B U T T O X S trying to save my pal Bubba in Nam................. lifes like a box a chocolates.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anonymous Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I must be lucky, I've only ever been told to f**k off once, when I was a kid! Made up for it now though eh, eh, eh now f**k OFF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anonymous Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 me and REW was out a long time ago on home ground got about half way across a huge field, when we caught a glimpse of a red filter and the sound of a 4X4 we laid low for abit as it got closer we decided to make our way back as we did the red light was scanning the field we picked up past and i saw the lamp directly on us we started to jog off and then we heard a gun shot dont know where they were pointed the gun but f**k me it made us move alot quicker lol all adds to the excitement and the memories. w.h never been caught yet, have a mate who was caught on some farm land lamping the farmer didnt half give him a slap, the hand print didnt wear of till the next day lol as i say ive never been caught but im sure i will get caught sometime in the future. atb J.A if a farmer slapped me like that he'd get one hell of a kicking If a farmer slapped you like that you'd get a grands worth of cosmetic improvements Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I must be lucky, I've only ever been told to f**k off once, when I was a kid! Made up for it now though eh, eh, eh now f**k OFF That don't count mate, I'm not walking your land! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anonymous Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I must be lucky, I've only ever been told to f**k off once, when I was a kid! Made up for it now though eh, eh, eh now f**k OFF That don't count mate, I'm not walking your land! You have to have sympathy for farmers and land owners if your poaching. Lets be honest here, they are trying to make a living. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Naughty Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I must be lucky, I've only ever been told to f**k off once, when I was a kid! Made up for it now though eh, eh, eh now f**k OFF That don't count mate, I'm not walking your land! You have to have sympathy for farmers and land owners if your poaching. Lets be honest here, they are trying to make a living. oh of course,poor poor farmers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit mad mic 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 had a pal who tryed to pull gun off local farmer and gun went off, lost his lower leg, he was only 17 at the time,another guy i know his pal lost his life to a farmer about 15yrs ago, not a wise thing to do is mess around when guns are involved shaun v that wasnt jackie by any chance? bishop auckland area? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit mad mic 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 never met a farmer or keeper quick enough to catch me.........yet lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter69 88 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Was shooting ferels one night in a barn and the next thing the grumpy old farmer came out shouting and raving at me, FCUK this and FCUK that. i told him that he gave me permission to shoot there but he was having none of it. So i walked off down the lane, waited for him to go back to bed and went lamping for a few bunnies hha, Will never forget that night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 never met a farmer or keeper quick enough to catch me.........yet lolno man alive can run faster than lead from a shotgun trust me lol ps is a lad called latch still about with the dogs up bishop aukland atvb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,199 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 HAD A COUPLE LITTLE INSERDENTS BUT IT AINT THE SAME ANY MORE FROM WHEN YOU WAS YOUNGER BEING SCARED OF HE FARMERS AND GAME KEEPERS AND GETING A BUZZ WHERE YOU WAS SCARED . THE CRAZIEST GAME KEEPER AROUND THIS WAY DIED A FEW YEARS AGO AND IV BEEN TOLD THE NEW ONES TO SCAREED TO COME OUT AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF THE FEAR OF GETING HURT BY TRAVELERS Dont belive everything you hear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike white 1 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 we were all out one morinig a good 6 of us i dont need to say what we were doing in big open fields all 6 of us well a deer ran out in front of us stivy had his dog of the lead red ran it killed it next minit farmers were all over qauds jeeps we got away stiv stayed walked home whilest farmers were chasing us police came picked us up stivy was running from the copper chopper dog's out after him the lot well he got caught he said blood was of rabbits cops said yu were seeen killing deer he said must have being someone else then they locked him and his dog up tyook the dogs name and his cationd him and the dog now he is no1 on poachers list well he was lol was a funni day lol just the over day a famer wanted toi fite us evan tho were wer on permisson but he thinks he owns the uk the tit You not out of breath typing that ? cause i am reading it not one full stop or comma ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit mad mic 0 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 never met a farmer or keeper quick enough to catch me.........yet lolno man alive can run faster than lead from a shotgun trust me lol ps is a lad called latch still about with the dogs up bishop aukland atvb ha wasnt thinking about gun mate , ive heard of latchy but dnt know him so cudnt tell you pal ATB mic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest miller1989 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Was lamping around the Wooler area of Northumberland, a lamp started scanning the field for us, we got back onto the road, and got stopped on the way back to our motor, after leaving one lad with the dogs and lamps. About 12 keepers and farmers were at our car. I got hit across the side of the face with a bat, got a few slaps and punches too, we were pleased to see the feds when they eventually arrived.Never got done though Never heard of wooler wheres that might have a mooch about there if you give some directions! Ive had it out with a few farmers only been held by the neck by one big c**t when i was 16 few years ago now,hes been told now though! The local farmer visited a disco few years ago aswell started mouthing at a few of us so we toom him outside 4 on 1 just the way farmer/keepers like to do it!Keep fit the never catch me one rally driver and the full beam of the blitz on spot beam and jobs a good one never get caught trust me! I know of a few lads thats been done for fighting with police when they were called but usually we go out with a number of people so if someone comes who aint welcome there sure made to know it! And if where mooching day time usually 2-3 people nothing like a good fishing bat made by a welder,and a good heavey metal dog lead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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