joke

[Guest bullterrier]

mick from dublin

 

appears on who wants to be a millionaire and towards the end of the program he as already won £500.000 you have done very well so far said the shows presenter Chris tarrant but for a million pounds you have only have one life line left phone a friend everything's riding on this question will you go for it sure said mick ill have a go which out of the following birds does not build its own nest A magpie B sparrow C thrush D cuckoo i haven't got a clue said mick so ill use me last life line and call me friend paddy from back home in dublin Chris mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him that's simple cried paddy its a cuckoo are you sure asked mick that i am said paddy mick hung up the phone and told Chris ill go with cuckoo as me answer is that your final answer asks Chris that it is said paddy there was a long pause and then the presenter screamed cuckoo is the right answer mick you have just won one million pounds the next night mick invites paddy to there local pub to buy him a drink tell me paddy how on in heavens name did you know it was a cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest that's easy said paddy a cuckoo lives in a clock

 

[toplamper 5]

pmsl!!!!! more

[Guest STORM CHASER]

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[The one 8,483]

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[Wolly 4]

LMFAO

[N E poacher 4]

[jack_frost 0]

Ha ha ha ha top one mate

[martyn789 0]

mick from dublin

 

appears on who wants to be a millionaire and towards the end of the program he as already won £500.000 you have done very well so far said the shows presenter Chris tarrant but for a million pounds you have only have one life line left phone a friend everything's riding on this question will you go for it sure said mick ill have a go which out of the following birds does not build its own nest A magpie B sparrow C thrush D cuckoo i haven't got a clue said mick so ill use me last life line and call me friend paddy from back home in dublin Chris mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him that's simple cried paddy its a cuckoo are you sure asked mick that i am said paddy mick hung up the phone and told Chris ill go with cuckoo as me answer is that your final answer asks Chris that it is said paddy there was a long pause and then the presenter screamed cuckoo is the right answer mick you have just won one million pounds the next night mick invites paddy to there local pub to buy him a drink tell me paddy how on in heavens name did you know it was a cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest that's easy said paddy a cuckoo lives in a clock

 

nice one mate

[roebuck17 0]

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

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[Guest Scuba1]

Tiger wood drives to a golf tournament in Ireland ans stops for petrol on the way. As he bends down to put the nozzle back in the pump, a tee falls out of his shirt pocket. The pump attendant picks it up for him, has a look at the tee and asks what that thing is for. Tiger says, " That's a Tee and it used for resting ones balls on "

The attendant looks a t tigers car with awe and says , " BMW eh, they think of everything "

 

ATB

 

Michael

[kayno 0]

nearly fainted then, longest sentence i've read in my life...............

[billy the kid 1984 1]

nearly fainted then, longest sentence i've read in my life...............

lol me to

[Big bald beautiful 1,231]

jewish girl ringers her mother up and says she is divorcing her husband

"he only wants bum sex and my asshole was the size of a 5p and its now the size of a 50 pence"

but darling says her mother you have a great life

a brand new bentley, four holidays a year, the latest clothes ......

 

 

 

your going to throw all that away for 45 pence

[The one 8,483]