tomandroz 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 WAS OUT FOR USUAL TEN MILE CYCLE WITH OUR FOXHOUNDS THIS MORNING WHEN MY COCK GOT STUCK IN THE FRONT WHEEL AND THROUGH ME OVER THE FRIKKIN HANDLEBARS. I'M SURE THAT I HAVE CRACKED OR BROKEN IT, ITS BENT OVER TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE AND CAN'T STAND UP STRAIGHT. ANY HELPFULL ADVICE WOULD BE APPRECIATED. BY THIS, I DO NOT MEAN USE STABILISERS LOL, I AM ASKING HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS DAMN PAIN IN MY GROIN ANY. THANKS STEVE P.S. ANYONE IN LPOOL FANCY TAKIN OVER MY SPOT FOR A FEW DAYS EXERCISE WITH THE WHIPPER IN AND THE HOUNDS WOULD BE WELCOME. From a personal point of view, when ever I am out ridding, I always find it useful to 'tuck' it into my ankle high boots ! On a serious note! hope your on the mend soon ! ATB Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charliesangel 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 go to the doctor see what they recomend it sounds really pain full get wells soon xxx p.s dont have sex it might hurt ouch xxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Are cock injurys common then only for men kay...................apparently ??? sean Glad i havent got one , just something else for me to worry about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 WAS OUT FOR USUAL TEN MILE CYCLE WITH OUR FOXHOUNDS THIS MORNING WHEN MY COCK GOT STUCK IN THE FRONT WHEEL AND THROUGH ME OVER THE FRIKKIN HANDLEBARS. I'M SURE THAT I HAVE CRACKED OR BROKEN IT, ITS BENT OVER TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE AND CAN'T STAND UP STRAIGHT. ANY HELPFULL ADVICE WOULD BE APPRECIATED. BY THIS, I DO NOT MEAN USE STABILISERS LOL, I AM ASKING HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS DAMN PAIN IN MY GROIN ANY. THANKS STEVEP.S. ANYONE IN LPOOL FANCY TAKIN OVER MY SPOT FOR A FEW DAYS EXERCISE WITH THE WHIPPER IN AND THE HOUNDS WOULD BE WELCOME. :11: If cock is that big ....your going to have a fan club :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 sticky tape it to your belly, that way it wont get gravel rash either, hope this helps , BTW un-tape it when having a piss tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 i was really hoping this thread was about cockerels /facepalm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Are cock injurys common then yes the banjo string snaps from time to time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 p.s dont have sex it might hurt ouch xxx as if thats goin to be a problem lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) splints -- think its beyond crutchs for a few days .. sling it over your shoulder next time your out on yer bike .. whipper in takes on a whole new meaning .. Edited June 16, 2009 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikeyboy 7 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 that is so funny. if someone had filmed that you could have made fortune on you been framed. i new someone once who went over handle bars and ripped his ball bag open. he has only got one bollock now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jedandlevo 8 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 hahaha i laughed me arse of at that nice 1 [bANNED TEXT] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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