jack_frost 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 A warning for any of your male friends who may be regular customers at > any shopping center near you. Over the last month I became the victim of > a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping > turned out to be quite traumatic. No-one should be naive enough to think > it couldn't happen to them! > > > Here's how the scam works: > > Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as > you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your > windscreen with a rag and Rainex, with their cleavage almost falling > out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you > thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a > lift to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back > seat. > > On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them > climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the > other one steals your wallet. > > I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, > 20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 7th, twice just yesterday, and > very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy a new > wallet > > Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about > this scam. > P.S. Poundland has good quality wallets on special offer this week. SAW this and thought it was good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 100% Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 A warning for any of your male friends who may be regular customers at > any shopping center near you. Over the last month I became the victim of > a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping > turned out to be quite traumatic. No-one should be naive enough to think > it couldn't happen to them! > > > Here's how the scam works: > > Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as > you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your > windscreen with a rag and Rainex, with their cleavage almost falling > out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you > thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a > lift to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back > seat. > > On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them > climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the > other one steals your wallet. > > I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, > 20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 7th, twice just yesterday, and > very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy a new > wallet > > Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about > this scam. > P.S. Poundland has good quality wallets on special offer this week. SAW this and thought it was good. CLASSIC. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 thats just terrible............if you could let me know which shopping centre it is i'll make sure i give it a wide birth.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_frost 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 see you there about 10 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 and heers me wasnt goin shopping today but might have to try a couple of hours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_frost 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Thought this may make ppl smile this morning ok been out mooching now going to my beauty sleep as need it :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dannys lad 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 thats smart that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billbroon 9 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 GOOD ONE. well worth a wallet !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"the spainard" 4 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 The same thing happened to my grandad, He's just turned 83 ! low life b***he's . He's never been the same after that . what's the world comming to ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Do you need any money in your wallet to be scammed, if so, whats the minimum amount needed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,036 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 THAT JOKES OLDER THAN ME STILL FUNNY MIND Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 i`ve stuck a quid in my wallet i`m off to sainburys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SPOTTY BACKED BIG RACK 90 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 why does nothing lke that ever happen down the local asda Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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