OldNog 432 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 can she not go out with you? all me and my boyfriend is go lamping with the lurcher or guns and its a good credit crunch way of spending time with one anouther although we worked out that each bullet costs £1.50......but its much better than going to the pub bet you aint been together a year yet...give it time when he starts trying to wriggle out of gong together, its a mans way of saying GET TO f**k Doing things together is the best way to ruin a relationship....best way to keep it going is to ration time together haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lancer 13 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 just treat women like a garden, once a year they need a good dig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 (edited) She brings nothing but joy, happiness and light into my life. Oh f**k off Stop kissin each others bum`s Edited June 6, 2009 by buster321c Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinthegoat 26 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Wifes are great i think every household should have one. Tied to a big chain in the backyard where you can throw them a bone every now and then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,738 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 My Ex was a phsyco c**t, best thing i did was leave her,..put up with that shit forever!.. I dont deal with that know,...i said my disclaimer, before i even hooked up with the current good lady!..."Im shit at fixing anything, im naturaly lazy, get bored easily, and if i dont wanna do it, i probably wont!"... I do what i want, when i want,...she does the same,...she goes and spends time with her kids in other states, and visits her family, and has a great time, and she comes and goes as she pleases,...no hassle, no big deal,...i train when i want, and go out when i want,...its no big deal,...we dont have much money, and we live pay-check-to-paycheck,...but we are happy as pigs in shit with each other. Life is WAY to short to be getting bitched and moaned at,...if you put up with it, it will happen,...if you dont, it wont... Kye,.. Sounds great Kye,..and I believe we ALL wished you and the gal the best of life For myself,...well,..its been 35 years now,..and I've honestly never regretted one second.... Me and mine go together like a Fine Red wine and a bum burner Jalfrezi,...lovely jubbly Stick with your partners lads and lassies,...fight , feck and ferret together,...and grow old slowly... All the best,.CHALKWARREN.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeTheDog 153 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 A man was riding his Harley along a California highway when, suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. The Lord said 'That request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy.' And the Lord replied 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
michaelw5753 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 cant live with em ,cant live without em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ilovedogsthatbite 0 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 just treat women like a garden, once a year they need a good dig. what a belter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Well if men did things right and kept us happy we wouldnt have to moan and twist, i bet you dont complain when she's giving you sexual pleasure :11:i bet he does Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 sorry ladies but when it comes to common sense us superior men are streets ahead . ok you do have a brain there somewhere but boy did god have a good sense of humor when he gave you all a mouth, It has some uses I suppose but talking's not one of them ..... sounds simple but I turned the fridge up yesterday to number 4 because its getting warmer as I like the cans a bit cooler, I look in there today and its back on 3 again becuase she don't like the milk too cold . also why is it when I put something down so I know where it is! she has this urge to tidy it up so I can't find it? I'm sure you woman do it for a wind up ..... a nice day like this she should be out there polishing the car or cutting the grass Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 sorry ladies but when it comes to common sense us superior men are streets ahead . ok you do have a brain there somewhere but boy did god have a good sense of humor when he gave you all a mouth, It has some uses I suppose but talking's not one of them ..... sounds simple but I turned the fridge up yesterday to number 4 because its getting warmer as I like the cans a bit cooler, I look in there today and its back on 3 again becuase she don't like the milk too cold . also why is it when I put something down so I know where it is! she has this urge to tidy it up so I can't find it? I'm sure you woman do it for a wind up ..... a nice day like this she should be out there polishing the car or cutting the grass Jasper frosty november day i take the terriers out ratting - she decides the inside of the kennels would look better painted in magnolia silk emulsion i get back paints still wet terriers are shit up i had to keep em in boxes in the house for 2 days while it dried out bless her .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sighthound 49 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Lived with my other half 27 years - still not married. We have nothing in common Our first date was a nights lamping our second a days ferreting (took a picnic to make it romantic) she has never been out with me mooching since But have been through thick and thin together, and still love her to bits :sick: You've just got to find the right one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 No i am delighted when mine goes out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macberran 2 Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 A man was riding his Harley along a California highway when, suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. The Lord said 'That request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy.' And the Lord replied 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?' strange blokes these women Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingkeeper21 2 Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 can she not go out with you? all me and my boyfriend is go lamping with the lurcher or guns and its a good credit crunch way of spending time with one anouther although we worked out that each bullet costs £1.50......but its much better than going to the pub bet you aint been together a year yet...give it time when he starts trying to wriggle out of gong together, its a mans way of saying GET TO f**k Doing things together is the best way to ruin a relationship....best way to keep it going is to ration time together haha been together for two years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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