lucylocket 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I was at the bank today,there was a short line..just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She was a little irritated.She asked the teller "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunnat dollar for yen,today I get one hunnat and eighty.Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said "Fluctuations" Asian lady says "Fluc you white people too." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 :11: Nice one Lucy :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy the kid 1984 1 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I was at the bank today,there was a short line..just one lady in front of me.An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She was a little irritated.She asked the teller "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunnat dollar for yen,today I get one hunnat and eighty.Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said "Fluctuations" Asian lady says "Fluc you white people too." i got one.......... an irish woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.doctors removed 2 nokias,3 motorolas and a samsung no siemen was found Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy the kid 1984 1 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Like that another one.......... husband admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to wife "look at that 12 stone of pure dynamite" wife replies "f*****g shame about the 2 inch fuse" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Like that another one.......... husband admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to wife "look at that 12 stone of pure dynamite" wife replies "f*****g shame about the 2 inch fuse" :11: Keep them coming... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boothy 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 haha nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night" Wife says " what, you were thinking of me in sexy positions?" "No" Replies the husband, "I dreamt you got hit by a car, and pissed myself laughing" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I've put this up elsewhere but i thought i'd stick it here too. A 6ft 4in Northerner with a very small penis in the toilet looks to his left and sees a little man peeing out of a huge penis. The Northerner says "that is the biggest cock I have ever seen" The little man says "Oh, i'm a Leprechan, we all have big dicks like this" The Northerner says " Wish I had one as big as that" The Leprechan replies " I'll grant you that wish, if you let me bum you first" On account of his small penis the Northerner reluctently agrees. The Leprechan pumps away on him for ages, and when he finishes he askes the Northerner, "How old are you?" "36" says the Northerner " Well imagine that 36yrs old, and you still believe in Leprechans" says the little fella. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 how do you tell when an indian boy becomes a man? the nappy is moved from his arse to his head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 builder on 3rd floor forgot to bring his saw up with him. shouts down to his co-worker but he cant hear him, so he does sign language. points to his eye (i) knee (need) and moves his hand back and fourth in a saw motion. his mate pulls down his trousers and strts wanking. the builder runs down angrily and say "what are you doing? i need my saw" "i know" says worker "im just letting you no im coming" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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