Rainmaker 7 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Due to the decline of the British way of life and the continuing creeping privatisation of the Royal Mail, it was Postman Pat's last day on the job, after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50. At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, eggs, sausage & tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup. 'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, 'but what's the five quid for?' 'Well,' said the blonde, 'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what I should give you'. He said, '**** him. Give him a fiver.' She smiled shyly and said, 'The breakfast was my idea.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 some buggers get all the luck. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 An old boy told me that story a few years back, but it was about a job he done at some woman's house & a Christmas bonus! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,469 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kristian 9 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Hehehe, brill, and I'm blonde!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
digger dan 0 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 one night little mary the 3 year old was knelling beside her bed when her mother came in, wat were u doin darling she says,o mom not much just praying for nanny she replied next day the mother got phonecall to say nanny has died, following nite child prays for granpa next day he dies,mam and dad are shittin it we gotta stop her dad says that nite she prays for dad next mornin leavin for work mam says careful today honey dad brickin it all day long comes home says i had a horrible day mam says "U" had a horrible day i opned the f****n door this mornin and the milkman was dead on the step Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"the spainard" 4 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Thats a Cracker ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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