herdwick 52 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Before marriage...... John-Ah....at last...I can hardly wait Jane...Do you want me to leave? John...No..Dont ever think about it. Jane...Do you love me? John...Of course..Always have..always will Jane...Have you ever cheated on me? John...No! Why are you even asking? Jane...Will you kiss me? John...Every chance I get Jane...Will you hit me? John...Hell no. Are you crazy? Jane...Can I trust you? John...Yes. Jane...Darling... After marriage...Read it from the bottom upwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Before marriage...... John-Ah....at last...I can hardly wait Jane...Do you want me to leave? John...No..Dont ever think about it. Jane...Do you love me? John...Of course..Always have..always will Jane...Have you ever cheated on me? John...No! Why are you even asking? Jane...Will you kiss me? John...Every chance I get Jane...Will you hit me? John...Hell no. Are you crazy? Jane...Can I trust you? John...Yes. Jane...Darling... After marriage...Read it from the bottom upwards. :11: PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawn B 212 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I find men are at their best when they are having sex. But thats because they are plugged into a genius!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Kay 3,709 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I find men are at their best when they are having sex. But thats because they are plugged into a genius!!! ROFLMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I find men are at their best when they are having sex. But thats because they are plugged into a genius!!! I have laughed my head off at this thread, but THAT just finished me off!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herdwick 52 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant do headaches and sex? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I am on strike after reading this thread, cheeky mares!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 my good lady ask me i what go somewere i never been before , i said try the kitchen you never been there Has she been reading this thread? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bluebell 418 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant do headaches and sex? Was waiting for that one Edited June 4, 2009 by bluebell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant do headaches and sex? Good question my friend,i see no ladys want to answer that,is it because you CAN'T . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant do headaches and sex? Good question my friend,i see no ladys want to answer that,is it because you CAN'T . Maybe they all have headache so can't look at the screen or type? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 shove a few anal beads up em and there yours for ever.....providing the beads have barbs...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest world.hunters Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 when do you know women are about to say something intelligent....... when they start with a man once told me. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 LOL! Was nice to read this in English. We have similar ones in German too. Ich liebe dich.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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