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Men are like..... Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

 

Men are like..... Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

 

....Parking Spots.

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

I thought the 'nazi's' :gunsmilie: told you to shut up mate :thumbs: , atvb Richard

 

Morning son, well we won that debate hands down!

 

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

 

Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . :tongue2:

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Ladies, dear ladies, some of us men are thoughfull, considerate, caring, passionate, giving, loving, exciting and spontanious...............................we can also bullshit or England :tongue2:

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

 

Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . :tongue2:

 

Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman.

 

A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it.

 

Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another.

 

Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another.

 

Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with.

 

Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc....

 

Dont forget it's TEAM WORK!

 

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

 

Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . :tongue2:

 

Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman.

 

A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it.

 

Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another.

 

Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another.

 

Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with.

 

Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc....

 

Dont forget it's TEAM WORK!

 

:thumbs:

 

 

:sick: :sick: :sick: you mr lover lover,lol,treat them mean keep em keem lol :tongue2:

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

 

Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . :tongue2:

 

Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman.

 

A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it.

 

Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another.

 

Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another.

 

Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with.

 

Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc....

 

Dont forget it's TEAM WORK!

 

:thumbs:

 

 

:sick: :sick: :sick: you mr lover lover,lol,treat them mean keep em keem lol :tongue2:

 

I bet your single arnt you Chris ? :laugh:

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Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives!

 

:victory:

 

 

Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . :tongue2:

 

Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman.

 

A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it.

 

Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another.

 

Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another.

 

Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with.

 

Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc....

 

Dont forget it's TEAM WORK!

 

:thumbs:

 

 

:sick: :sick: :sick: you mr lover lover,lol,treat them mean keep em keem lol :tongue2:

 

I bet your single arnt you Chris ? :laugh:

 

lol, no im married and i've got three kids :tongue2: maybe me mrs just like me being dominant lol :laugh::laugh:

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What women mean

 

 

Yes = No.

 

No = Yes.

 

Maybe = Hell no.

 

We need = I want.

 

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

 

We need to talk = I need to complain.

 

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

 

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

 

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

 

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

 

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

 

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

 

You're so .... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and watch some TV.

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WOMEN ARE LIKE :

 

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

 

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

 

...Saran Wrap

Useful but clingy.

 

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

 

...parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

 

...fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

 

...political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

 

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

 

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

 

...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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