Catcher 1 639 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Without men .Women would have nothing to talk about .And you all know it.Why do you think they call me Catcher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Women are like Governments, EXTREMELY taxing and never give a proper answer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lilvixen 26 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) These boys are a bit touchy aren't they girls?! Edited June 3, 2009 by lilvixen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives! Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman. A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it. Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another. Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another. Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with. Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc.... Dont forget it's TEAM WORK! Am applying to have you cloned - I hope you're decent looking ..... omg I nearly fell over laughing .......... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives! Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman. A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it. Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another. Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another. Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with. Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc.... Dont forget it's TEAM WORK! Am applying to have you cloned - I hope you're decent looking ..... omg I nearly fell over laughing .......... :laugh: Im 5ft10, slim build, olive skin, dark hair................ lol, im not ugly if that helps? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Men are like a box of chocolates, yummy and good to eat . But be careful wish one you choose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I think women are like buses.You get feck for ages then three come together Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twodogs 1 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I think women are like buses.You get feck for ages then three come together Catcher 1 Three come together In your dreams mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I think women are like buses.You get feck for ages then three come together Catcher 1 Three come together In your dreams mate Well no harm in a dream maybe two Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 women are only fit for one thing, and some of them arent very good at that. Not met the right one yet then :db: :nea: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher-lass 1 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Haha very good Dawn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives! Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman. A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it. Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another. Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another. Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with. Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc.... Dont forget it's TEAM WORK! Am applying to have you cloned - I hope you're decent looking ..... omg I nearly fell over laughing .......... :laugh: Im 5ft10, slim build, olive skin, dark hair................ lol, im not ugly if that helps? Not for me, I've already got Mr Perfect (). I could pass your clones round to my mates tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hmmm, looks like these woman haven't had a real man in their lives! Define "real man" if you would please. . . . . . . . lay out for us your attributes Artic , and we shall conclude on your "suitability as a real man". . . Ok, im caring, honest, loveing, i respect woman. A relationship is team work. You be fair and share. If you argue, you talk about it, and see what you could do next time to prevent it. Buy each other small token presents, leave notes for one another before leaving for work, tell each other how much you love one another. Take time to be alone together if you have children. People tend to fall into the family way of life and forget one another. Romance as much as you can, experiment in the bedroom, use toys, gadgets, take your time with one another no matter how tempting it is to get it over with. Take turns to cook, wash, hoover, take kids to school etc.... Dont forget it's TEAM WORK! Am applying to have you cloned - I hope you're decent looking ..... omg I nearly fell over laughing .......... :laugh: Im 5ft10, slim build, olive skin, dark hair................ lol, im not ugly if that helps? Not for me, I've already got Mr Perfect (). I could pass your clones round to my mates tho Hold on I wasn't offering I was answering your question. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Right thats the last time I cook, clean, wash up, hoover, do the ironing, change the oil in your car, fill up the screenwash, take your car to the garage, put fuel in it, wash it, clean it. No more lawn mowing, fixing things, decorating or catching insects / spiders you don't like!! Only joking God punishes us by making us put up with you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Very good.......................The question feared by all men is............DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS ........becuase us men know there is no way on this earth we could answer that becuase no matter what we say it would be the wrong answer. . M. it looks nice W..you have not answered the question,does my bum look big in this, M... no it does not W....i think it does M.....ok it does W.....SO YOUR ARE SAYING I AM FAT M......no just agreeing with you dear W......DOOR SLAM,GO TO THE FECKING PARTY ON YOUR OWN. Moral is never agree with a woman no matter what they will twist it round and round,until you trip up and they lauch there attack Edited June 3, 2009 by MR TEA POT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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