Dawn B 212 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Amen to that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 im all of the above lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irish lassie09 7 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMART DOG 340 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 very easily pleased you lot take it your lad lets you have a computer in the kitchen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMART DOG 340 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Smart dog i think their boyfriends must be out and their all havin glass of wine u know what their like lolwell as long as the washing up is done by the time they get in i dont think it will hurt will it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redeye jedi 39 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 WIFE......... Washing Ironing f*****g Ect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 WIFE......... Washing Ironing f*****g Ect. I bet that answer is going to go down well what a charmer you are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fokko 0 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 LOL! Was nice to read this in English. We have similar ones in German too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Love it!! :clapper: Man are also like . . . . . floor tiles . . . . . lay them right the 1st time and you can walk all over them for the rest of their life! oh and . . . . Men are like . . . . . . . toilets . . . . . . . . . Full of shit and always out of order! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawn B 212 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Love it!! :clapper: Man are also like . . . . . floor tiles . . . . . lay them right the 1st time and you can walk all over them for the rest of their life! oh and . . . . Men are like . . . . . . . toilets . . . . . . . . . Full of shit and always out of order! True!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jembo 0 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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