Guest Scuba1 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider This: In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, Feeling Better? _____ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 very good! Cheered me up anyway lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 liked the pig one best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dannys lad 0 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 very good :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasher 55 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 cheered me up. some good uns there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ulverston moocher 60 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 spot on mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marko 30 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 all ver good mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 last one the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irish lassie09 7 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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