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i am armed with a super soaker, a low powered co2 bb gun semi auto, and a black widow caty but am yet to see the buggers doing it.

it just gets on my tits all the laws out there getting in everyones way and yet cats and there owners seem to be above the law and you just have to execpt that someone elses pet is ruining your life and tough sh#t.

its not right

i know people have been done before for shooting them but i can fully understand it now, I FOOKING HATE CATS :wallbash:

 

will try the water and pepper

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i no how u feel mate the cats round me are the same and everytime leave a bag on top of the bin they empty it all over. I used to stop my lurcher chasing them but now i just keep her off the lead

 

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just wondering if anyone has got a way of keeping cats off my garden, i had no problem until last year a family moved in 2 doors down with 4 mobile s##t factorys.

i`ve used the gel type crystals and they work for a bit but i dont want to have to keep spending 10 quid a month on them.

i`ve had mixed advice on the sonic type and would just get nicked anyway as its my front garden they are crapping on.

my whole front lawn is covered in crap and i`ve had enough, trouble is they are a nice couple and the wife signs for my parcels and stuff all the time when i`m at work so i dont want to fall out with them.

 

and yes i have thought about shooting them but i wouldnt do it (its to over looked :D ) maybe cage trap and a nice long drive :whistling:

 

its got so bad my kids cant play out the front so any ideas that work would be good

 

cheers

the sonic ones can be fixed to the wall permanently. i was working in an old dears house . she had it on all the time and nothing came in her garden. only problem was i had to get her to turn it off. it was doin my head in. can anyone else hear them?
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Do what I did get live cage traps or make your own if you can catch the neighbours cat and its 100% ok to do so its no different to a dog being on a farmers land its the same type of law! if you look into it! Take the cat to the cat sanctuary tell them its a stray wanderer on your garden, tell the neighbour what youve done they can then go down and pick the cat up and it will cost them around £40 to £50 to get their cat back! The neighbour will then phone the police on you like they did to me then just say to the coppers as soon as they leave their land they are classed as a ferel pest as soon as they come on to your land! Just like a pet dog when it goes onto farm land but do not let the cat go anywhere else once you have caught it in a live cage trap as the law states that you are introducing a pest thats how fu**ed up the law is!

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Do what I did get live cage traps or make your own if you can catch the neighbours cat and its 100% ok to do so its no different to a dog being on a farmers land its the same type of law! if you look into it! Take the cat to the cat sanctuary tell them its a stray wanderer on your garden, tell the neighbour what youve done they can then go down and pick the cat up and it will cost them around £40 to £50 to get their cat back! The neighbour will then phone the police on you like they did to me then just say to the coppers as soon as they leave their land they are classed as a ferel pest as soon as they come on to your land! Just like a pet dog when it goes onto farm land but do not let the cat go anywhere else once you have caught it in a live cage trap as the law states that you are introducing a pest thats how fu**ed up the law is!

my front garden is to small for my fox traps(i couldnt hide them) but i have i couple of dozen rabbit traps have never caught a cat in them but they could work.

i could just plead agnorance and say i didnt know it was there cats :whistling:

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Do what I did get live cage traps or make your own if you can catch the neighbours cat and its 100% ok to do so its no different to a dog being on a farmers land its the same type of law! if you look into it! Take the cat to the cat sanctuary tell them its a stray wanderer on your garden, tell the neighbour what youve done they can then go down and pick the cat up and it will cost them around £40 to £50 to get their cat back! The neighbour will then phone the police on you like they did to me then just say to the coppers as soon as they leave their land they are classed as a ferel pest as soon as they come on to your land! Just like a pet dog when it goes onto farm land but do not let the cat go anywhere else once you have caught it in a live cage trap as the law states that you are introducing a pest thats how fu**ed up the law is!

my front garden is to small for my fox traps(i couldnt hide them) but i have i couple of dozen rabbit traps have never caught a cat in them but they could work.

i could just plead agnorance and say i didnt know it was there cats :whistling:

 

 

arggghhhh.just kick the evil b*****d in the guts!!! oh fu*k it,where do you live,il come do it.do love abusing a "pussy!" :icon_redface:

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If the filthy li'l scrotes get in our back garden they get introduced to the greyhound. In the front we have a sonic device which works very well. b*****ds should be kept on leads, or in a cage. An 'aquaintance' once proudly regaled me with a story about how his cat had killed a nesting pair of kingfishers at the bottom of his garden. :angry2: knob....

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just wondering if anyone has got a way of keeping cats off my garden, i had no problem until last year a family moved in 2 doors down with 4 mobile s##t factorys.

i`ve used the gel type crystals and they work for a bit but i dont want to have to keep spending 10 quid a month on them.

i`ve had mixed advice on the sonic type and would just get nicked anyway as its my front garden they are crapping on.

my whole front lawn is covered in crap and i`ve had enough, trouble is they are a nice couple and the wife signs for my parcels and stuff all the time when i`m at work so i dont want to fall out with them.

 

and yes i have thought about shooting them but i wouldnt do it (its to over looked :D ) maybe cage trap and a nice long drive :whistling:

 

its got so bad my kids cant play out the front so any ideas that work would be good

 

cheers

i know you said you dont want to fall out with your neighbours over this just return the favour to them,when you clean your dogs out keep the waste go for a midnight stroll and give them the twenty yard SHIT FLICK imagine when they tell you how devious you will feel :whistling: and have the last laugh :crazy:
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