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An old boy, gave me this advice yesterday,

 

Lad he said (he still calls me lad, i'll be 50 this year,) getting old is easy if you remember these 3 things :

 

Never pass a toilet

 

Never waste a hard on

 

And never trust a fart.

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An old boy, gave me this advice yesterday,

 

Lad he said (he still calls me lad, i'll be 50 this year,) getting old is easy if you remember these 3 things :

 

Never pass a toilet

 

Never waste a hard on

 

And never trust a fart.

:clapper: :11: :clapper: :11: Made me spit me cup of tea out, laughing. Love the second one :tongue2:

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An old boy, gave me this advice yesterday,

 

Lad he said (he still calls me lad, i'll be 50 this year,) getting old is easy if you remember these 3 things :

 

Never pass a toilet

 

Never waste a hard on

 

And never trust a fart.

ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa treacle tarted and followed through ha ha haaa yer rough fecker.lol

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