reasons why the world is nuts

[JPTfellterrier 65]

Reasons Why The World Is Nuts!!!!!!!!!

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

 

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

 

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

 

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah!)

 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

 

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what?) (Not as great as Guam!)

 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

[Wolly 4]

[Guest SJM]

and we thought we had some silly laws in this country

[00taz11 39]

they made me laugh im never going to hong kong Edited May 19, 2009 by 00taz11

[JPTfellterrier 65]

im never moving to liverpool as i have only ever worked in tropical fish shops

[andyfr1968 772]

Who the hell did the research on the last one??

 

Picture the scene, "Excuse me, Mr Mrs Ms random animal, Did you enjoy your last shag?".

 

How did they come up with that??

[Guest manda]

I would of thought monkeys or apes would have sex for pleasure lol

[andyfr1968 772]

  manda said:

I would of thought monkeys or apes would have sex for pleasure lol

 

Where I live, they do all the time!!

[doga 50]

what a job breaking every young filly you can find,the one in guam sound good as well lol.

Edited May 19, 2009 by doga