SportingShooter 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Fair play Lads, I'm laughing quite a bit here Gurnos Mal? You want me to remind you that you live in "Little England" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baronvontreffyes 2 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 well i live in wales and have done almost all my life,but as i said almost so although i do live in wales and have done 40ish years,i dont count,but thought id offer the taffs some support,i do like sheep but only on plate with mint sauce Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Mal? You want me to remind you that you live in "Little England" Well you usually do, thought I'd get in there first for a change... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 well i live in wales and have done almost all my life,but as i said almost so although i do live in wales and have done 40ish years,i dont count,but thought id offer the taffs some support,i do like sheep but only on plate with mint sauce 40 years is long enough in Powys! Mal? You want me to remind you that you live in "Little England" Well you usually do, thought I'd get in there first for a change... Too quick for me today matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Why do Welsh sheep farmers like to screw sheep on the edge of cliffs? Because they push back so nicely First: Why do welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 The Welsh Assembly announced recently the opening of Wales's second airport, the Gurnos Estate International Airport in Merthyr Tydfil.The first flight to arrive was the 11.50 Virgin Airlines Cross-Atlantic flight from America. The people from Gurnos estate were so excited that they raced to meet the flight, as it was the first Virgin seen in the area for 20 years. The return journey to America was due for departure at 12.30, but it was delayed because when the pilot went to the aircraft he found it up on blocks and stripped to the bone. As a result every house in the Gurnos now has a new hall carpet, every lounge now has a reclining chair, every bed has new pillow cases, and Mrs Bowen who is living on the end of the street has a new number for the house, number 747. they've never had an airport in Gurnos now who's a twat Harrytwatprat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,491 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Didn't want to disappoint you Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous... Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A: A leisure center. Q. What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends? A. A Shepherd. Q. Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep? A. Wool. there was never an english man untill an irish man fcuked a pig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Didn't want to disappoint you Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous... Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A: A leisure center. Q. What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends? A. A Shepherd. Q. Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep? A. Wool. there was never an english man untill an irish man fcuked a pig. :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I thought all Welsh men had blood like water and hid behind their women but a few are starting to come out of their shells Just have to teach them a few manners and they might be a good bunch Why did the Scots thread get to 10 pages and this could run out of steam ? Are the Scots more sociable?? Haven't you any more jokes about the English or is it bed time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Im from sunny wales and about 15min from the Gurnos it aint that bad. my anti once hade her spoiler pinched off her car when it was parked in the hospital car park though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dabhand 887 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 (edited) cat cat they are getting worse and worse butt , we've heard them all before and they weren't funny the first time , now go and think of some more , you english b*****d as we say in neath.AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE ENGLISH WE DONT CARE Edited May 15, 2009 by woods Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 as we say in cardiff, "always shit on the english side of the bridge...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 cat cat they are getting worse and worse butt , we've heard them all before and they weren't funny the first time , now go and think of some more , you english b*****d as we say in neath.AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE ENGLISH WE DONT CARE Woods Did you used to be a fish in a previous life as you take the bait hook line and sinker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 cat cat they are getting worse and worse butt , we've heard them all before and they weren't funny the first time , now go and think of some more , you english b*****d as we say in neath.AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE ENGLISH WE DONT CARE Woods Did you used to be a fish in a previous life as you take the bait hook line and sinker. Yeah, but our Rugby team has still beaten yours for the last 3 years in a row, That's 4 out of the last 5.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dabhand 887 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 cocky inglish pricks just make me nasty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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