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[ferretess 230]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

 

( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

 

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

[Guest SJM]

Haha cant argue with any of it, its pretty much all true

I use the whatever one a lot, my ex used to get really pissed off every time I said it to him, it has even more effect if you go What......ever with a pause in the middle and kinda roll your eyes towards the end

[ferretess 230]

Haha cant argue with any of it, its pretty much all true

I use the whatever one a lot, my ex used to get really pissed off every time I said it to him, it has even more effect if you go What......ever with a pause in the middle and kinda roll your eyes towards the end

 

Yip I use it all the time to and walk away ,,, great reaction

[BlueCoyote 0]

i'm probably one of the dangerous variety of women. i dont usually give much warning before i knock someones head off lol my husband has learned that silence is NOT golden :11:

[Kay 3,709]

Have to agree i also use the word ''whatever'' a lot

[Irish Setter 1]

MODS this thread needs to be deleted!!!!!

 

Us girlies can't have the men folk knowing our secret code............takes all the fun out of it

 

Setter

[sue 1]

MODS this thread needs to be deleted!!!!!

 

Us girlies can't have the men folk knowing our secret code............takes all the fun out of it

 

Setter

 

totally agree with you ,delete it tess you should be ashamed of yourself you dont let secrets like that out

[Rolfe 2]

What amazes me is that you women .....REALLY think we take any fkin notice :laugh: ............I gave up years ago. Maybe thats why I now live all alone apart from the dogs and ferrets Lifes too short to worry about all that b**cks

 

Happy Days

[ferretess 230]

MODS this thread needs to be deleted!!!!!

 

Us girlies can't have the men folk knowing our secret code............takes all the fun out of it

 

Setter

 

totally agree with you ,delete it tess you should be ashamed of yourself you dont let secrets like that out

 

 

sorry girls :icon_redface: But they won't remember anyway ,, very short memory :kiss: :kiss:

[mad al 146]

I had the "I can't get into my feckin jeans!!!!!!!!!!!!" this morning so another hilarious start to the day I then offered to lend a pair of my jeans as it was only a trip to Tesco's

 

She eventually managed to prise her arse into a pair of her own and left with me laughin my head off calling her a fat pig

 

You'd never say she was only size 8 though

[irish lassie09 7]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

 

( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

 

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

 

 

 

:clapper: :clapper: thats brilliant tess definitly something men shouldnt know but 100% true

i'm definitly a "NOTHING" girl drives him mad

[Malt 379]

What amazes me is that you women .....REALLY think we take any fkin notice :laugh: ............

..but you shouldn't have told 'em that Rolfe!

 

They're meant to think we really care about upsetting them, and we're forever walking around on eggshells in fear of 'getting on the wrong side.'

 

There's far more important things to worry about than a woman's moods.....