bunks 4 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 a bear,alion and a pig were discussing how hard they were,the lion say's when i roar the whole jungle shakes,bear say's when i roar the jungle trembles,pig say's thats nuffin when i sneeze the whole world shites themself.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JordKil 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 lol I've heard that one but when it was bird flu and it was a chicken good though ATB Jordan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chopper28 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Had a text from a mate today."mad cow disease...Bird flu...Swine flu....OMG its farmageddon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murraywatt 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 the uk government today announced that it plans to send all blacks, asians chinks and poofs on a one way trip to mexico with free pork scratchings for everyone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fraggle 4 Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 phoned the national help line for swine flu advice, all i got was crackling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clash Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Just been on sky sports news that the Newcastle v Middlesbrough derby being played tomorrow could be called off due to players from both sides being diagnosed as having a rare hybrid strain of swine & bird flu.Contacts from both teams have told supporters not to worry as they think this will help their drive to get out of the relegation zone.........................................................The rare strain is called "Pigs Might Fcukin Fly". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
postiepaul 0 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 rub in some OINKMENT in the affected area Quote Link to post Share on other sites
postiepaul 0 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 rub in some OINKMENT in the affected area sorry didnt realise this was on another post, I never was any good at jokes anyway!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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