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FairLead

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  1. Agree what's mostly said on here,hard to find a consistent line of good working Lakelands, got mine from an old sweat,who sweared by his Lakies, (the one in pic from him) didn't like it up close and personal..hard to beat the blacks
  2. My car wouldn't start at 6am this morning ....... cos I wasn't in the feckin thing
  3. Cup of Rosie £1.20 in the truckers cafe near me ...500m up the road it's £2, but there's more snatch there,so usually go there
  4. Driving down the road yesterday, thought I saw Irish singing legend Van Morrison in my rear view mirror.....felt a right cnut when I realised everything gets reversed in mirrors. ..It was actually a Morrisons van
  5. Think Andy Kelly off yer, makes & sells them, better off asking him !!!!!!!!!
  6. Don't be so prude mun lads ....don't say u haven't tried Tromboning...get ur mrs/boyfriend to suck & blow on ur ass, whilst she/he is w@nking u off ....feckin lush !! haha
  7. My Mrs showed her hairs on facebook once....pity some fcker didn't grass on her !!.haha
  8. Oops just remembered, his name was Max (at Crufts 2012 )
  9. Can anyone remember the name of the boxer who shit in the ring after he lost ?
  10. My mate Cliff has a problem with seagull nests...he recommends putting Petrel on them
  11. Greasy smelly dirty feckers..They should blend in with the French alright then.
  12. Last op I had,I woke up with a fckin hard on,sure the doc had been tickling my sack when I was away with the fairies..Good Luck!!..you'll be as right as rain in a couple of months.
  13. Hitachi are cheaper than the Paslode,but I'd be suspect of their performance and durability, Pazzies tough as old boots but tend to be a nightmare in cold weather, think it affects the gas...personally I'd go for a Dewalt first fix,as posted previously,hefty price tag though!!...air nailer good but the compressor would do my swede in!!
  14. She got a body like Baywatch. .face like fckin Crimewatch
  15. Feck me, one more wrinkle in that forehead.. and you'll be able to screw your feckin cap on
  16. Yes, Happy Fathers Day to you all..i dont know what her indoors is thinking but she bought me 24 cans of Stella and a leather belt on behalf of my daughter!!
  17. He looks like a gypsy's dog,all ribs and bollox,...she could crimp pies with those teeth.... He smoked more Embassies than the SAS!!...u wanna see her snatch, It looked like a black cat with it head chopped off.
  18. They done a similar thing years ago, signed a few big names Titley, Hillman,Sutton etc,and that didn't really blossom...but they seem to mean business this time!...mind you Tonmawr had the same idea!!
  19. ...you want to send him a link to this thread via his phone, he'll soon feck off after reading it!!..oh and don't forget to rim his mug of tea on a regular basis....all the best FL
  20. "Rocked up".."Our kid"...."driving the eye into me"...ding dong! !
  21. FairLead

    A Puzzle

    Are you an accountant by any chance?
  22. I thought Jpr was retired from doing surgery ...and from the people who he has operated on don't bother he was a better rugby player than a surgeon ....haha I've heard a few stories he was a bit rough when you're under his knife, think I'd take my chance with a good vet first!
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