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  1. Walshie. Tractor drivers really can't manage that manoeuvre.
  2. Wonder if you've seen me in your sights
  3. Gnasher. I couldn't fall out with my shadow.
  4. Funny old thing Lost 19 young birds only week past Monday. Why the fcuk did whoever, nail my new laying birds.? Back to your comment. My old birds have led their life and I guess have got to go. SO. ?? Fox bait. Thing is, I made my sleeping quarters virtually impossible for the Red terror to get in. Have you ever heard of as many birds going missing without a feather in the surrounding area? Know what? neither have I. All the evidence was actually in the pen. 7ft high fencing with totally netted top. No holes and all the feathers within. Makes you wonder.
  5. Hardly worth responding to. HOWEVER Being a bike rider I'd have to agree and say that You ain't wrong. Why oh why do people who have private plates reckon to have the sole use of the road?? (Sorry, I also drive and own a lorry and a few cars) . Actually it's not only the private plate owners. Drivers in general seem to have taken the view that having achieved there test are able to do anything they want on the roads. May I be bold in saying that it would apear that a vast majority are not form this fair land. Going back to bikes. It's fair to say that myself and a lot more have had their fai
  6. jok

    Goldfish

    You certainly know how to wind folks up
  7. Iv'e now heard everything. What a load of tosh.
  8. Mate. You are clearly missing the point. The fecking thing wants chicken so why the hell bait with pigeon and rabbit.
  9. Tell me more about this 'Mole Juice' My old lady and I are just curious. Tried everything else I reckon
  10. Pay him too much to do fcuk all and with hands in low slung trackies asks 'what now boss'? Feel like doing him one.
  11. I reckon all young are well on their way to freedom from parents so doubt a nest unless 2nd hatching. Unusual.
  12. Hope you didn't eat the thing.
  13. Got to go with J Darcy's decision. It aint a scoter. The reason I ask where you are was just wondering about a migrant. We seem to be getting a lot of those lately.!!!!!
  14. have to say no. No white bar across beak. Which part of the country are you.
  15. Jocky. You really have to think this through. Gaz and I go rabbiting with you and to be honest I'm having a rethink.
  16. The only conkers you are getting from that BUSH !!! Well it just ain't gonna happen.
  17. Youv'e got the dreaded. Pull one of them curly little bits of shite, peel back the outer layer and there, low and behold is the roote of all onion problems. That nasty little brown worm that's the scourge of the allotments. Must admit I left mine last season and didn't do too badly but the little fcker even got in my leeks.
  18. Some of the best diving I've ever done round our coastline. Without a doubt on of the best ways to see the seals and underwater caverns. The runs through between the various rocks is amazing. I'd agree one of the lovliest places to be in. Not bad beers either.
  19. Mushroom. One thing you sure are is dry.
  20. Keeping it going, CDC are doing ok down here. Mixed colours. Standard of fish good too.
  21. Mate. 5 years in The Middle East and I couldn't agree more. The green of May, a nice pint of Marsdens Pedigree and good company. I'm sure there's loads more but they meant a lot to me.
  22. Bad bad boys Thought a sensible answer might be in the coming but no, true to form, assholes.
  23. Bought them from Derek Stocker. Best trousers ever. Jok
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