We are mate
It's nothing to be ashamed of. Although I have never pissed myself. Well.....not since I was about 2.
I was working down in Cornwall and we stayed in one of those fancy Browns hotels. Had to share a room
Anyways. We sank far too much of that Cornish Rattler cider. 8% on the tame side. Stronger if it's the barrel dregs.
I don't remember a thing. Walking back to the digs. Getting into bed. Nothing.
my mate did though.
In the early hours I casually got out of bed. Walked over to his. Leant against an imaginary wall and pissed all over him.
I can't remember a thing
Wel