I used to often get Jehovah's knocking on my door assuming that I am an ignorant heathen who has never read the Bible but they have not called for quite a while now. The last time I could not have been more hospitable. Invited them in, sat them down, poured them a whisky. They didn't touch the whiskey, rude! (admittedly nasty scotch received as a thank you for doing a job for someone but still) As they were explaining all about Jesus I searched through the dodgy box for something to play in the background and eventually found some soft porn. Korean I think, may have been Japanese, but some bon