Little jonny sitting in the class room,the teacher turns to him and asks him to please stand up.right sh says I want u to give me a sentence with the word contagious in.little jonny takes a minute scratching his head and then says ok miss I got one.my dad last weekend was painting the house with a one inch paint brush then my uncle turns up and goes to see him.He shouts up the ladder to my dad and he says that going to take the c**t ages