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lurcherman 887

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  1. Nah mate proper gardeners only
  2. Million pound garden that, 15 million pound house gave to a son for his bday from his dad nice present ain’t it, the old man has the same house in Florida looks identical, silly money.
  3. Feck the elections, had the canary outside in the cage yesterday fell asleep on sofa for a few hours and the cat next door killed it. Tin of tuna out later and game on tonight it’s gone. have to go get a new one today and hope kids don’t notice. wanker cats hate em
  4. On the maintenance yesterday, pond clearance today.
  5. Same shite a load of shit was almost like watching Chelsea last season, that frustrating let’s get it right up and slowly knock it back to the keeper lol to much playing back. Declan said there going to really take it to em last night, nothing of the kind happened. How will we beat Italy or France ect if we can’t even beat Slovenia
  6. Rather be in the nick than wondering round in 30 degree heat with a sore leg bum and thirsty
  7. Never said anything about being bummed lol I reckon your a full faggot to of thought that
  8. Says he left with two men he’d just met to go back to there apartment, so maybe he’s a queer and it ain’t ended well for him, why would you leave with two strange men ?
  9. Fun fact, it’s always and I mean always the English that are the dirty filthy ones, over the back we have Lithuanians and blacks and they are not nosey or dirty they are perfect neighbours,
  10. Both my neighbours are dirty cnuts, leave privet cuttings all over my path pisses me right off, I keep my gardens immaculate, I literally know when the prick kids have thrown a stone over lol had big row with the other tossers over the back not so long ago caught the scabby little kid throwing pieces of dog shit over into my garden, she tryed to Deny until I told her see that stick? Smell the end of it that’s what he’s using to poke it and throw it, she only smelt the stick and f****n wretched absolute scum all around. home from school and strait out into the garden unt
  11. Joke. Get another job if that’s the case
  12. Have to pay for breakfast club ere mate and it’s mainly for people who start work before school starts ect but yeah I agree
  13. That’s Ken’s deputy’s house mate I was just there for a kilo of chick peas promise
  14. Can’t stand yard or tunde they think they are much better than they are lol pair of plebs
  15. He’s on the piss mate that’s all. He’ll be back what else will he do? It’s his life and always has been. First loss in all them fights. Josh went to war with some the people he made easy work of. He’ll be back alright same result I think but he will be back
  16. Enjoying his money fair play to em he’s his own man
  17. My boy has been a treat to own lol not a problem with him once, my girl though is doing this don’t want to go to school stuff not getting up in the morning ect she actually just text me saying she wants to come home and if she can’t she’s going to sit in the toilet for the full day. She’s 13 and becoming hard work
  18. Mine got his last gcse on Friday one week off and up to Hatton start full time work. he can’t believe he’s gonna earn £300 a week he’s over the moon lol shock incoming
  19. Thought was going to be iww with his Anus on show
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