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lurcherman 887

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    Never seen it mate so can’t say
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    What’s his mate
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    Did you lose your arse in the fall mate
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    ?
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    Well in mate I stopped all year been having a little one now and again at fishing.
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    Just watched a bit of the news for the first time In 3 months, big trend now every c**ts missing ?
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    I always call my kids my kids lol
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    She’s in there somewhere has to be and will be found in next couple of days.
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    It’s defo the same guy mate
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    And ditch
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    That’s him mate !
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    Slacking ain’t I
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    Keith lost his traps, fell over with grief Moved to Colchester in search of relief Terrible piles now trouble his days He forgets everything he’s in a daze. His memory's hazy, when nature calls he forgets to wipe. His days are a farce sitting in pubs flashing his arse. But Keith is a fighter, he won't give in With courage and determination, he'll find a win For every dark moment, a ray of hope shines And he'll keep pushing forward, despite the pile pains. So here's to Keith, a hero in our eyes With a spirit unbroken, he'll reach the skies Forgetting his worries, and wiping his
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    Thanks mate I’ve been working on it for some weeks now, waiting for the right time to release it.
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    Here’s mine. Ken's Deputy, a man so strange, with a taste so unique and wild, He ate roadkill and chickpeas, a diet so reviled. But in his world, it's all in a day's work, A man who took the path less traveled, a quirky quirk. With a face like Worzel Gummidge, a comical sight to see, He brought laughter and cheer, wherever he would be. A jester in disguise, a clown in every way, A man who lived life to the fullest, come what may. His antics, they would leave us all in awe, His spirit and his energy, beyond compare. For Ken's Deputy, was more than just a man,
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    His face ?
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    Keep up the hard work mate
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    Well done mate how’d you put that together ? Some talent!
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    That steep bank surely she has fallen in there it looks well dodgy
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    Top g
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    Weetabix for me and a coffee.
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    They’ve cloned him Now he will be completely different when he comes out.
  25. lurcherman 887
    Nothing sick of wankers singing and musical instruments.
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