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    Yukon Men....

    Finding this hard to believe......
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    went last year with the mates, going this year with the daughter. I'm talking your beach in June ya fanny
  3. Lossiemouth has one of the best beaches around.nice beach ay lossimouth have you seen the beaches at durness Don't think so mate. I just use the beach for the dogs mostly mate. Macnaharish beach is a belter.
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    There'll be no tying her down because of her chosen field she could have to be in Mexico at some point working on projects. Not a sniff will I be living there so a divorce could be on the cards :laugh: she might tell you to f**k off interesting month June, I'm f***ing my ex out of my house, your proposing to yours. Both could go tits up I've booked a holiday to tenerife for November, fancy hitting them Spanish beaches in July to drown our sorrows
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    Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now
  6. You'd think that but he is a clever man. I've never heard anyone who can describe a scenery, event as good as him. He looks at stuff totally different, a bit like billy Connelly. I like that
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    Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f*****g danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap Ok, I think yet again we've hijacked another thread :laugh: Also it's been 7months, not a year she's coming back in June so I'm on the final furlong now
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    Yukon Men....

    I was hoping someone would ask that
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    Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate. Minutes And excuse me I can have my end whenever I want to, I just choose to remain faithful and wait for the Mrs :laugh: it's sad seeing you in denial mate, she's f****d off ffs I'm guessing she reads this site, there is no f***ing danger any red blooded man could be faithful for a whole year with topless birds on tap
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    Aye right tomo. There is more chance of mushy getting his end away this year than you had with them mate.
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    20-30 feet, miles, minutes, hours......
  12. Lossiemouth has one of the best beaches around.
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    Aye like the lesbo porno ones we are waiting to see of yours
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    Was that job you've got easy to get? No :laugh: But in true Spanish style they found out I'm good with my hands and so ask me to do odd jobs and they bungs me some beer money Ironic really considering I'm already slightly frazzled sounds a good life you've got yourself mate. Did I mention I got my hole last night Another man sticking his willy in your bum is not classed as getting your hole Baw :laugh: Did I mention I'm going to the beach tomorrow with lots of girls from the office, wearing bikinis and apparently a couple of the girls always go topless :laugh: b*****d th
  15. Eh, he's been there 2 years, think he might have seen a bit of rain in that time. Aye I know, see him every time I drive past! Just saying the Garry is so low most of the time its not worth fishing! Better off down the road a bit at the Tummel. Strange place for the bloke to cowp, whats his story? Did he break down there and decide to stay? Aye I know mate, it ain't the best of rivers. No he's from Blair Athol, the layby is just across the river from it really. He lost everything, council offered him a house, he refused, wanted a better one. So it's pretty much a protest stance. His cars bro
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    Yukon Men....

    Stan goes on forums? I thought they couldn't even get mobile phones.
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    Was that job you've got easy to get? No :laugh: But in true Spanish style they found out I'm good with my hands and so ask me to do odd jobs and they bungs me some beer money Ironic really considering I'm already slightly frazzled sounds a good life you've got yourself mate. Did I mention I got my hole last night
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    Yukon Men....

    f**k being a kennel hand for the Moore's though! that c**t with the hair must be stinking. Never seen mountain men.
  19. Did you miss an L out of your name? and a big at the beginning He got the no1 right
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    Was that job you've got easy to get?
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    Yukon Men....

    I've thought the same mate, a week with them you'd leave a better person. Had to laugh at his brother saying how dangerous it was for Stan, come home. Like being twice the weight you should be isn't dangerous. If his brother outlives him, I'll be surprised. Stan's fitter than us lol.
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    Yukon Men....

    I hope your right, wouldn't want to see Stan stop hunting. His lad Joey has turned into a cracking lad compared to the rest of the lads. No coincidence he's the only one with a father who treats them decent.
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    Yukon Men....

    I seen that one mate, never knew that was the last one.
  24. Is it finished? I missed Tuesdays, I sky + it but it didn't record.
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