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    Pub Or House

    A bit of both for me. I'm more of a smoker than a drinker anyway but both are good in there own right. In the house, it would need to be an occasion, nothing great, maybe a football match, have a couple of beers. Go to the mates, have a couple of beers with a smoke. As for the pub, depending on my mood, I like quiet pubs and busy ones.
  2. I suspect, JD, what ever it is, it has a Lot to do with the passage of the time when ye mother could say: " You wait till ye father gets home! " And the kid wouldn't stand there, hands on hips, and sneer back: " Yeah? And what's he gonna f**king do? Cos I only have to ring that f**king number ....! I Know My Rights!!! " When I was getting a telling off for something I would use the "I'm going to phone child services" line. My Dad's reply was always "well come here and I'll give you something to phone about!!"Funny thing is my Dad never hit me once....on the other hand my Mum u
  3. I just want a dog and a jump For some reason when I see your name that English song swing low plays in my mind
  4. He must be a like able nutter, the lorry drivers take him runs all over the country. They even clubbed together and got him a tent lol. He used to sit at his mothers grave from 9am to 4pm. I thought it was sweet till I found out he was cruel to her when she was living. Widows visiting the graves of there husbands, he'd go upto them and say he was best friends with there man. The c**t was using the cemetery to pick up woman serial f***ing sex pest psycho
  5. What part of the A9 its a long road? Across from Blair Athol mate, easy to see, Merc parked on the grass, stig of the dump standing next to it lol.
  6. That must have been took a while ago, he's a lot hairier now
  7. I would have said to them, would you eat your f*****g dinner in the toilets? She did. Lol good for her. I don't see the problem here. Do you guys who complain, moan when you see a see through top or is it the baby aspect you don't like?
  8. I would have said to them, would you eat your f***ing dinner in the toilets?
  9. One off game, man marked, doubled up. Are you saying messi couldn't cut it in the prem lol? What English team right now could beat bayern 5-0 on aggregate?
  10. That WAS your mates fence. he's tided it up well
  11. I knew he was a nutter but didn't think he was a psychopathic nutter he's shagged half the married woman in the village including the gamekeeper wife he had an old jag years ago, him and his girlfriend, lost control, crashed it, she died. He took her from the passenger seat and put her dead body in the driver seat pretending she was driving fruit loop
  12. Can you mind I posted about a guy living on the A9? Well....... I was talking to a local in Blair Athol about him, turns out the village is terrified of him blokes a f***ing nutter. Real unsavory character. Apparently has a hit list with 11 names on it. The stories I got told about him fkn hell. Not what the media portrayed at all.
  13. That would go well with my mates fence
  14. Totally agree....and neither of them are acceptable in a public place in my opinion......we,ve all been caught short once in a while but to make it acceptable is just daft.......theres no reason a woman should have to whip a tit out in a shop if she organises her life properly so why make it acceptable.It's not always that easy gnash,,,,let me ask how many kids have you breast fed? Ok a swimming pool might not be ideal,,,and there's no reason why she couldn't get out and go in a changing room,,,,,but I'm amazed at some of you sensitive chaps on here,,, Same here. How can anyone get annoyed
  15. I wonder what you'd have got back for a tenner on 5-0 agg. A right good holiday I'd imagine.
  16. Canny see it mate. I was suprised I could get on this morning lol after my post to Darcy. Don't worry Darcy, your secrets safe with me o tae f**k its a gain rang lolPM me your address for that £100, I'd do it quick lol just give a small donation for the comp nearer the time ?? Will do
  17. I tend to agree with you,,,proberbly the Spanish league is the best,,,,,,but I do know the scotishish league is no where near the top,,,,in fact I bet the top teams in Scotland,, would struggle in our championship league... Only 1 team in Scotland these days unfortunately. I agree, they prob would struggle in the championship but so would half the teams in your prem.
  18. Canny see it mate. I was suprised I could get on this morning lol after my post to Darcy. Don't worry Darcy, your secrets safe with me o tae f**k its a gain rang lol PM me your address for that £100, I'd do it quick
  19. I agree with that mate. It is good to watch, it's our style of football. I don't like the diving either but it isn't exactly non existent in English football but the spaniards do take the pish.
  20. Canny see it mate. I was suprised I could get on this morning lol after my post to Darcy. Don't worry Darcy, your secrets safe with me
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