Bush Rummager

Useless Morecombe p***y.. I've f@@ed women with a harder punch!!

Have a good one you bunch of arse bandits!!

MTFC v Torquay.. actually at Torquay. Battle royal round 2 on the harbour front! Lol..

No mate.. brutal brunette!! Lol..

You wouldn't want to meet her pal. She's a mix of Charlie Dimmock and Rose West!! A poor man's Nigella Lawson is what i call her. If you catch her in the wrong mood she makes Beverly Allitt look like Mary Poppins!!

That's what our Doris is to me!

Be grand as f@@k that mate! We call that corned beef hash down here. Has it got a particular name up in Cheviotshire?

f***ing ungrateful b@stard! It took me a good 3 and a half minutes to make that!! Lol..

Absolute belter!!

So funny lad's!! Cheers Walt! My old lamping mate told me to stop sending him the funny pics that do the rounds with old Denzil on ( I don't know if that is his name, it's just what i call him) said he's getting pissed off of seeing him! That's about two years ago. So obviously, I keep sending him shit through to piss the miserable cnut off even more!!

I'm getting bad for putting things off lately. Our Doris just been on at me to get a few Christmas bits ordered online as she disappeared to get tea going. Yep, I'll sort it... after I've knocked myself a festive little work mug up first that is!! I hope the vegan carrot muncher that sits at the side of me on breaks at work likes it!! Lol.. Slogan for the back anyone?? Lol...

Got this made for the old boys 70 th birthday today. I thought the 'marching on together' was a nice reference to us in the family staying close and sticking together after losing my mum a while ago. Just had a slice, was ok but wish I'd have got some cream in!!

Guess where this is?? Winner gets a prize... A weekend at Fork Hall!! You're welcome!!

I was exactly the same mate!!