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ditchman

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  1. come to daddy ........................ im going to hunt you down and give you flowers and we will your babies....
  2. PURE ROCKET FUEL chicken and root vedge made the night before
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    Steven Fry............and michael Portillo...........
  4. all fine here...............
  5. feck me with all that fluid its like a visual feckin shipping forecast....."rockall...malin....hebridese....backing southerly ...sausages...green stuff...swede...force 3. lessening ..calm.."
  6. she's after summat boi.............eat it whilst the going is good
  7. Widower food............ el sauces were added after
  8. im going to kidnap your wife and marry her............and die happy
  9. you always put up loverly spag meals
  10. oh sweet jeesus ...i so wish i hadnt seen that
  11. the trick is to use fresh non-hot Paprika......not stuff that has been hangin about in a half empty jar for a while
  12. Autumal hungry goolgies in its simplest form
  13. you could float a boatful of migrants on that.....................infact i think i can see a Borderforce vessell comin' out of the sproats....
  14. beautifly presented...............
  15. chicken casserole .....sort of
  16. Naughty sweet chilli Korean and stuff
  17. Oh !............you can see it as well ?
  18. is that what you say to the tramp that keeps on shitting on your veranda/orangy.......and you cant move it and then you stick joss sticks in it feck you are weird
  19. im giving rice a rest for a while
  20. you dont half talk some shit sometimes.................if wit were shit you would be feckin constipated
  21. i added tomatoe sauce.....pepper.....lime pickle and 2 chopped up Bananas............. i have an availble slot on my ticket for a FAC Anus
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