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ditchman

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  1. i was an utter barstard for dumplings...they would kill me now
  2. this looks boring as someone else ..."its just boiled vedge and stuff" cooked it last night with extra chick and vedge stock cubes ...onions...baby pots..carrots,,,celery....rose/parsely/tymne/sage and a spoonful of redcurrant jelly...........left it overnight added chick meat today and heated it up and served.... if i was brave i would have eaten this with 1/2 a loaf of fresh tiger loaf and butter.....(but that would kill me now) PURE ROCKET FUEL
  3. i just cant get the pic of them 2 monkeys out of my head.....its quite rude....in a strange sort of way...the woman i did that to was not as trusting.................. proberly because i told her "im a retired procologist....i just like to keep my hand in "
  4. superb restaraunt quality...........i would pay good money for that
  5. ohhh sounds a bit dangerous.......how are his motions ?
  6. i have plenty of chocolate on my club.. good old Bournville Boulervarde
  7. loverly colour.....you just know its going to taste nice by the colour
  8. being an ex welder .....i will use my "crack detector kit " first
  9. Is that David Lammy looking for an answer ?
  10. i know people who do that sort of thing
  11. im still trying to figure out what to do with it......
  12. Its just been revealed that David Lammy was accidently released from HMP Whipsnade
  13. if council house kids ate more of that than the feckin junk food they eat they would be alot better for it
  14. ditchman

    BBC....

    Gobsmacked.............about this story............this is total deception with the purpose of altering future events............the perpertrators of this should be imprisoned
  15. i can see little roaties there ????
  16. mountbattern was a devious scheming barstard
  17. i will take you to the new pub that has just opened at sandringham (west newton).... its called "the crispy sock of Falworth" i think it is there to attract ex royal cleintle....tastes should be a good night out...........you up for it ?
  18. dirty boys ..............what do you think this site is ..Pigeonwatch ?
  19. dunno ...i know his mrs shagged about quite a bit
  20. i had heard when he was younger ..he was bonked in the broom cupboard at buck house
  21. well you know where you can stick them olives
  22. lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack
  23. "eclectic"..........is the word maybe ?
  24. i constantly endevor to amusith tho....et el.........life can get too serious sometimes
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