ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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thought everyone could eat stew.....what is about stew that you dont like...bad memories of skool ? im doing a smoked haddock chowder soon....is that something you would eat...or is it too watery ?
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now that looks totally awesome................
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stew & cabbage this is what Colmans mustard made for
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lovely.........up until recently i have always added HP brown sauce......but i dont know wether it is me or the company ...but i find it is very vinegary and acidic now...still tastes similar but i cant cope with it anymore ...and i have migrated to HP fruity sauce which is working well for me now...really love it anyone else thinks HP brown sauce has changed ?
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Lizz Truss has decent tits....
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boiled beef an carrots ?
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i bet Nigella Lawson would be all over that.........................(i would fertilise her eggs no bother)
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Quite funny really.................think about this..... last 2000 years all religons have been fighting each other as to who owns the fecking god franchise
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that looks very Heston Blumenthal...............................quite strange really.....has it been dipped in liquid nitrogen ?
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heard the saying "mad as a hatter"..............they used mercury in the hatting industry to realeace the fur from the skin...
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affermitive.............
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it was said that he was treated using Mercury...........which as we all know will send you round the twist
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his old man had VD as well
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cop out scran.....
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Winstons Mrs used to be part of a women group meeting up and playing Canasta.............it is said......rumour....the lady's were talking in hushed voices about sex with their husbands............Winstons Mrs described it as.......... "akin to an oak wardrobe onto of you with its key sticking out"
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Mine is Russian Irish...........a dangerous mix.......so many nutters in my family...from Ryan in county Cork running slaves and spices....to Russian...steel mill owners in the north of England ..notorious gamblers.....and old English mentioned in the Domesday book in suffolk/norfolk
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i think one of the funniest observations by Winston ..was that of Gahndi................he referred to him as "Dirty little fakir in a nappy "....lol
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ooohhhhhh gammon and pineapple.....a la Berni inns...........could have tidyied up the chips matey
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you are quite right..........i love stuff like that and nans..trouble is me old tum wont tolerate stuff made with flour...
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whoever introduces this law...will die earlier than expected and in a painful manner.........
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ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it.......... is there no end to your perverted talents
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i daresay it was ..............but my god did your breath stink.......sort of a cross twixt rotten fish and stilton....and salty... off cream de la snake
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look you perv ...we've had this conversation before ...and you promised me that you would try it..as it looked interesting..........................but now you are slagging me off infront of all these professional chefs..............you are a nasty piece of work and you have lost your taste due to sucking Diane's knicker consomme soup (with bits in it)
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My Jalfrezi...........really nice for a change..
