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ditchman

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  1. thats not resteraunt food thats Tidal food..................if someone kicks the dog in the kitchen everyone will die in a gravy sunarmi
  2. eat it..Feck it ....break it ...or lose it............
  3. what a truly brave well balanced daughter you had.......respect to her parents...
  4. What about Mel3 ..he's got a Homo Erectus................and what about the "Lizard people" yeah ,.....answer that sucker
  5. often thought about that exact question.............having spent many years there the reason (i think) is because of the seasons/weather.............. in Europe there are seasons where there is nothing to eat wise ...so the northern hemisphere had to learn to lookforward into the future and prepare for the time of cold and little food.....the ability of looking into the long term future is something we take for granted the African has a very poor ability to look further than a few days and they have an almost no existent spacial abilty thats how it seems to me what do you
  6. if you want penetration PM Mel3..........he's very adroit at sticking things into difficult places.....
  7. quick and easy...sweet chilli chick and egg and onion fried rice
  8. totally nothing on any of the news channels ....i wonder why
  9. never tried it...........
  10. there must be a lot of people walking about with some weird things up their bottoms
  11. chicken-con-carni with loads of fresh spinach in the beans and stuff
  12. looks very nice but is that a childs portion ?
  13. presentation is everything ....i would eat dogshit if it looked like that
  14. thats put together nicely ...
  15. i hate having those espically if the water is too cold it makes my poor anus "chatter"
  16. they are saying he had a "medicle episode" during the flight ......... he was so jibbed up he proberly had a wank .....he was like a sheep they were put on this earth to find out how many different ways they can kill themselves...
  17. is that fried banana ?
  18. the worst meal i have ever seen in my life was in France and my girlfriend made a starter out of cooked egg yoks and then liqidised them with cooked spinach.................now ......for a time i worked in a dairy miking cows....and the meal looked EXCACTLY like cow shit .....i told her to chuck it down the toilet before i spewed up she said it was a regional speciality...............the main meal was stuff triped with some sort of horse meat and herbs and tomatoe ...and that was rank as well............another regional speciality.................needless to say i didnt stop long in that
  19. we put sum strange stuff in our mouths in norfolk..............good and bad
  20. yup they are.......tomorrow im doing a chillli chicken thigh con-carni.........bit of an experiment will chuck some spinach in as well...................sort of a spanish dish ......might be crap
  21. certainly are brandston.....wont eat ought else now....them Heinz are piss water
  22. a goat for necessity a woman for procreation a young boy for pleasure
  23. mum often used to do stuffed marrow with boiled pots and gravy.....and a tiger loaf and butter ...needless to say we didnt move very quick after lunch for quite a while often had steamed marrow slices sprinkled with pepper and a knob of butter...as a vedetable with mince
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