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  1. ditchman

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    how shallow is that ...you only like birds with big boobs...there is alot more to a woman than big boo-boos...ask Mel3 ....
  2. christ you spout some guff
  3. looks like a bleached anus
  4. do you stick your cock in that or eat it ........bloody dago food
  5. ditchman

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    "can i oil yer gearbox".............."i need a good rub down"............"are yer fluids topped up for me"....."can i check yer exhaust pipe"................. if its got wheels or a fanny ...you just know its going to be trouble
  6. ditchman

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    sex will draw you further than gunpowder will blow you
  7. good old standby .....did it last night so its had plenty of time superating...
  8. ditchman

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    sounds like me ...........
  9. ditchman

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    dont forget she is a "ginger".........you can only take so much of one of them
  10. compared to Mackem im shit on the sole of a shoe on a hot summers day...... im having road kill with maggot sauce today
  11. i have about £2.50p worth of mince in my food locker...........which i will make a Ragu not Wagu its difficult being the scum of the earth sometimes
  12. they give you warmth in the winter and shade in the summer....whats not to like ?
  13. we in Norfolk like our "Stiffkey blues"....done in cider and cream and onion and parsely once you have tasted a stiffkey blue no other mussel comes near it......
  14. very bloody nice..........i would pay top dollar for that in resteruant
  15. love lamb curry ......my mate makes a gooden and he uses tinned baby potatoes....which i never thought of but work very well
  16. Take plenty of Tenna's
  17. have you been taken ill ?
  18. What can i use to add to an Australian Beef Wellington...i have a large family gathering coming around (paracites)
  19. sounds like a sensible arrangement ......just week ends
  20. Beautiful ...totally beautiful................perfect in every way
  21. a few spots of worcestershire sauce .....makes tinned toms and bacon into food of the gods...
  22. you can take them olives and shove where the sun dont shine ....are you related to Mackem...he's a right olive dirt bag lovely sarnies tho'
  23. thats a fine spag bol my man.....did one a couple of weeks ago and had it 2 days running....good pic an all
  24. yup ...im a bugger for pepper and chili......and have a cast iron ring piece........"there aint no rust on my sherriffs badge sonny"
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