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ditchman

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  1. utter filth..........the depths of depravity you just had to go and spoil it ...you swine
  2. sardines on toast today...with cidre vinegar ...........howz that for poshness ?
  3. thats the closest to sex on a plate....................
  4. CHEEKYCHILLICHUNKYCHILLICONCARNI
  5. Lovely junk food........ 3 sauce spectactular
  6. you are a wicked barsted....i tried to keep that quiet.........the doctor said he felt like philip scofield in his early days when he had his fist up a rats bottom
  7. Yeah ..some ice-cream and then looked into your eyes and asked you to cough....
  8. save yourself some money ...just look down yer trousers.......you got crabs an' stuff aint you ? i know you are interested in the eel section....you being into Feauging
  9. jees that looks awesome...i can almost lick it off the screen.....
  10. lovethe chicken brick.....do you soak it before you use it ?
  11. bit of a marmite dish for most....just fancied it for a change to give my tum a rest..
  12. them skinless breasts need to be wrapped in something
  13. that looks feckin georgeous.......excellent
  14. bit of a change for me omlette with mushroom....cheese....sweated watcress/spinach/rocket.......
  15. nice and simple is the best way...........looks perfect
  16. sunday roast and im still slaughtered
  17. Widower's food.............gravy was lush...you can mash yer chips into it.... chicken done in soya sauce pepper oil sage tyne mustard powder juice chucked into the gravy going for a little lay down now..
  18. quite honestly...didnt rate the mango pickle....it was very similar to lime pickle....wont be trying it again the curry was totally supreme..little bit cheeky ...but i could taste all the curry ingredients...the paste certainly made one hell of a difference to the overall taste..........i will always do a paste with the curry now....
  19. chicken Madras made with a fresh made (by me) ginger and chilli and garlic paste (fried) tried a new to me pickle
  20. and you shit like a fruit bat hangin upside down.......you dirty bugger
  21. How the bloody hell can you call that a bloody orangy........there are no oranges for a start....and its not glassed in...
  22. you are quite happy with a tramp doing a poop on your veranda...yet unhappy with my snorker presentation..... i have gas central heating here and i will have a pipe up my arse feeding the gas boiler to save money and replace my WFP loss
  23. Snorkers in a Cumberland style sauce....chucked a load of single cream and pepper in the mash.....sprouts from Holland (to be fair not to bad)
  24. had hare jugged in port and carrots and new pots (very rich)...also had it in south of france spatchcock on a bed of grape vine coals....i believe it was semi wrapped in pork fat.....it was superb that was a long time ago..
  25. Hong-Kong Phoooyeee sweet&sour
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