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  1. ditchman
    horse chestnut fungi....on a sweet chestnut sapling
  2. ditchman
    Korean sweet sticky chicken with dirty beans........little bit cheeky ...bog roll in the fridge
  3. ditchman
    HHHHHHHhahhahahahhahhahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...........you're the kiddy
  4. ditchman
    the correct terminology ..............is..."a culinary stiffy"........not....."f**k me that gives me a hard on govn'r".....which is awfully common........if you continue to speak like that MACKEM will "unfriend" you...
  5. ditchman
    that chop andthe carrots look real tasty...are they out of the garden ?
  6. ditchman
    my gawd truffles.............did i ever tell you the story of why i hate truffles ?
  7. ditchman
    nice selection there
  8. ditchman
    ooohhh bit lethal......and explosive....i had a spaniel that was a absolute bugger for raw sprouts,,,and you knew when she had nicked a couple ...she would blow off really putrid farts......the type where you would open the windows and evaquate the room
  9. ditchman
    Autumn food chicken in white wine...english sprouts (need a frost on 'em)
  10. ditchman
    give them chocolate... lots of chocolate........................................laxertive chocolate.....they will never knock on your door again...ask me why i know ?
  11. ditchman
    you know how some black pudding comes back and talks to you the rest of the day !! this stuff dosnt....the makers have really nailed it on taste..nice lumps of fat in it as well
  12. ditchman
    i live in east anglia and dont have acess to proper norther black pud......but i tried this today...and i believe it was the best ive tasted in 20 odd years....its not overloaded with herbs and spices... and worked very well with toms on toast with Lee&perrins and white pepper
  13. ditchman
    that sounds just soooo wrong...
  14. ditchman
    fine if you got teef
  15. ditchman
    a big old dumpling would go well with that...
  16. ditchman
    skool food..........(chip butty off camera)
  17. ditchman
    oh my gawd i wanna marry you and have your babies
  18. ditchman
    loverly
  19. ditchman
    English Cullem skink............half single cream half semi-skimmed...smacked haddock boiled onion ..chives ..parsley eat it with just a fork...bootiful
  20. ditchman
    Now that looks nice and is a nice combination
  21. ditchman
    the crockery is victorian and has a gold ring on it ...so you can put it in the micrwave.....i bought a full set of 8 of everything at a local sale for £15 quid...........nobody wants stuff like this anymore
  22. ditchman
    couldnt be bovvered to cook today so i went down the route of the old mecro-waivey jobby [BANNED TEXT] sum PSB off the eat now or die shelf
  23. ditchman
    i had trouble bending my frankfurter...............
  24. ditchman
    late 70's early 80's...WIMPEY SPECIAL GRILL cost ......42p cup of tea 5.5p waitress earned £48 quid waiter earned £70 quid
  25. ditchman
    careful mel ..you might frighten him..
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