ditchman
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well you know where you can stick them olives
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lads food.............for the lads ...sorry Mack
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"eclectic"..........is the word maybe ?
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a Punka-waller...?
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i constantly endevor to amusith tho....et el.........life can get too serious sometimes
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the song ilike is "there's a brown turd up me ring...la-la-la-lil da"
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oh ...i didnt see that .........i saw the poem
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yeah ..she shagged her way around south america....must have learnt a trick or two
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THAT IS FECKIN AWESOME.........................damn near shatted myself laughing
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very old poem.....very random eh?
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google ..."when celia farts"
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christ you are so sensertive darling and i have never known you to turn down a bit of high class ginger stink pipe
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her name wasnt "Celia"...................(the famous poem)
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it makes me gag..................catches me in the back of the throat.............and dont smell very nice as well
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ask mel to explain.....ginger (fresh).....hampsters.....and muntering.....and felching ...for a start
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thats why folk prefer to suck her toes.....if i put my weener near her face it would shrivel up and die
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picked my car up from the garage this morning......talking to the mechanic....he was telling me his mum texted him saying that half the worlds press was outside the co-op trying to interview locals shopping there,,,,!!!!
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women who fart audibly i know it happens but they should always do it downwind and out of earshot farting is a manly sport NOT a female pastime
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they are cleaning and doing the garden of the AirB&B next to me.................i hope to feck they are not dumping him there...he will make an awful mess of putting the bins out on a thursday with all the crispy tissues in them
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i hear RENTOKILL has offered her a job frightening the rats away
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he can keep out of my local co-op.............he can use the fecking Spar shop........... i rekon he will end up in dersingham (god i hope not)............or down at wood farm at wolverton marshes that money fecklass ginger stink pipe will proberly end up being looked after by the salvation army in norwich....
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Nans mince and vedge stew....she used to serve it up with a bloody great thick slice of Hovis lathered with proper butter
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you can have a wank without being self entitled.......and you dont pay tax on it yet........so fill you boots i say but the barstards have bumped up VAT to 45% on tissues and socks................so they are going to get you one way or the other
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a child thats mum or dad or both are famous.....everything in life is given to them....like the Beckham child or the Mcartnys think Nepo is the short for Nepotism
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belly porc cabbage....plain noodles ginger and lemon zest and homemade cooking sauce (chilli)
