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  1. ditchman
    Norfolk Byriani ....i rolled the chicken in tandorri spice and fried them gently before adding to the mix really hit the spot and plently left over for a snacky tea later
  2. ditchman
    i fear i am on "the change".......i just passed some gas that smelt of a opened can of John West sardines in oil.........the strange thing is i havnt eaten fish for over a week now something is afoot i tellee'
  3. ditchman
    ive gone vedgei..................cauli...macca...cheese...PSB....colemans mustard powder and cheddar topping
  4. ditchman
    That is totally gross/rank......quite honestly i put that on the same level as Coprophagia
  5. ditchman
    that looks like a great success..
  6. ditchman
    can i take them with Andrews liver salts this time ?
  7. ditchman
    Tipton Ginger & Hamster farms Inc... very easy to find ...just look out for the dodgy looking queus and and the sound of the pet shop boys wafting down the street...........
  8. ditchman
    Musk will be appointed technology adviser....with free rein to the Whitehouse
  9. ditchman
    the "loosest" thing in the UK at the moment has got to be David the intelectual vacumn Lammy's bottom muscle....... such a shame that Alistaire Cook is not around to pass comment on "Letter from America"
  10. ditchman
    dont tell me mel.....you put an Alkersaltzer up your arris and hey pesto out it came
  11. ditchman
    if he wants to be bad he needs to get into dwarf throwing.....i was quite big in the scene until i did me bleedin back in putting a bit of top spin on one of them
  12. ditchman
    we are more of marbles and hamsters on here.....ask any pet shop boy....or mel....he has some surplus ginger this week....he got it from the tramp that shat on his veranda (orangy with no oranges)
  13. ditchman
    wonderful command of english........
  14. ditchman
    HHHHhhahhahahhhaahhahahahhaqhaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i was going to say something similar...'cept it would have involved a gimp mask
  15. ditchman
    they are very rare and cooked nicely they are rubberly
  16. ditchman
    i was going to say the same thing............(we are both getting ready to be impressed)
  17. ditchman
    that looks nice mack......clean and fresh afters as well
  18. ditchman
    horse chestnut fungi....on a sweet chestnut sapling
  19. ditchman
    Korean sweet sticky chicken with dirty beans........little bit cheeky ...bog roll in the fridge
  20. ditchman
    HHHHHHHhahhahahahhahhahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa...........you're the kiddy
  21. ditchman
    the correct terminology ..............is..."a culinary stiffy"........not....."f**k me that gives me a hard on govn'r".....which is awfully common........if you continue to speak like that MACKEM will "unfriend" you...
  22. ditchman
    that chop andthe carrots look real tasty...are they out of the garden ?
  23. ditchman
    my gawd truffles.............did i ever tell you the story of why i hate truffles ?
  24. ditchman
    nice selection there
  25. ditchman
    ooohhh bit lethal......and explosive....i had a spaniel that was a absolute bugger for raw sprouts,,,and you knew when she had nicked a couple ...she would blow off really putrid farts......the type where you would open the windows and evaquate the room
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