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  1. ditchman
    very nice ..i like that
  2. ditchman
    something i learned from the Hamster meister........"the Tipton Turd burgler"
  3. ditchman
    i shall post some proper food today...food that makes a man.....none of this foreign muck and rank olive pictures.....olive oil is good for one thing and that is in the medicine cabinate for the use of problems in the ear..departent.......and for use when one has a dry anus
  4. ditchman
    did you teach your boy to talk dirty......he's a bit of an oligist aint he......
  5. ditchman
    you are a whore............you should be stuffed with Andrews liver salts for your trangressions
  6. ditchman
    looks loverly ...just so nice and simple and quality cooked ingredients....love the stuff you guys put up..
  7. ditchman
    looks very nice apart from the green testicles.......dont be sad Mack you cant help being strange....Mel will be along shortly to bum you up
  8. ditchman
    he had a small resteraunt in the arcade in norwich many years ago......jeesus chrust it was expensive ..mainly pasta stuff..lasted about 4 months then closed down...folk cottoned on to his rubbish
  9. ditchman
    Norfolk Byriani ....i rolled the chicken in tandorri spice and fried them gently before adding to the mix really hit the spot and plently left over for a snacky tea later
  10. ditchman
    i fear i am on "the change".......i just passed some gas that smelt of a opened can of John West sardines in oil.........the strange thing is i havnt eaten fish for over a week now something is afoot i tellee'
  11. ditchman
    ive gone vedgei..................cauli...macca...cheese...PSB....colemans mustard powder and cheddar topping
  12. ditchman
    That is totally gross/rank......quite honestly i put that on the same level as Coprophagia
  13. ditchman
    that looks like a great success..
  14. ditchman
    can i take them with Andrews liver salts this time ?
  15. ditchman
    Tipton Ginger & Hamster farms Inc... very easy to find ...just look out for the dodgy looking queus and and the sound of the pet shop boys wafting down the street...........
  16. ditchman
    Musk will be appointed technology adviser....with free rein to the Whitehouse
  17. ditchman
    the "loosest" thing in the UK at the moment has got to be David the intelectual vacumn Lammy's bottom muscle....... such a shame that Alistaire Cook is not around to pass comment on "Letter from America"
  18. ditchman
    dont tell me mel.....you put an Alkersaltzer up your arris and hey pesto out it came
  19. ditchman
    if he wants to be bad he needs to get into dwarf throwing.....i was quite big in the scene until i did me bleedin back in putting a bit of top spin on one of them
  20. ditchman
    we are more of marbles and hamsters on here.....ask any pet shop boy....or mel....he has some surplus ginger this week....he got it from the tramp that shat on his veranda (orangy with no oranges)
  21. ditchman
    wonderful command of english........
  22. ditchman
    HHHHhhahhahahhhaahhahahahhaqhaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i was going to say something similar...'cept it would have involved a gimp mask
  23. ditchman
    they are very rare and cooked nicely they are rubberly
  24. ditchman
    i was going to say the same thing............(we are both getting ready to be impressed)
  25. ditchman
    that looks nice mack......clean and fresh afters as well
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