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  1. ditchman
    Just noticed you are a DONATOR.......................is that to your local sperm bank you tosser
  2. ditchman
    mel is well known across the web as a "prick encourager".......he encourages them to do all sorts of tricks
  3. ditchman
    Prey................the very best of the Predetor seris/sequals
  4. ditchman
    oriental experiment found this in the co-op freezer......had some leftover belly pork ..made a foreighn baste in the oven at 220 degs chopped it up and added it to the stir-fry .....whizzed it around and it was alright an all
  5. ditchman
    Whipsnade sex
  6. ditchman
    im sure Mel3 will be along shortly with a suitably disgusting comment...........(bloke cant help himself)
  7. ditchman
    didnt know david lammy was bi-sexual
  8. ditchman
    did you put some paprika in it....just looking at the nice colour of it.....makes mine look bland
  9. ditchman
    we want more monkey pictures Mel
  10. ditchman
    sooner or later some very high profile names will come out.............pity cyril smith never got pulled in...........instead they gave him a knighthood to keep his trap shut
  11. ditchman
    was that sprout released accidently.............................
  12. ditchman
    that sounds good..............ive used lobster bisque soup as a base for Italian seafood tagatelli...that works well......aslo crab paste......
  13. ditchman
    tinned soup works well with food.....do a dish now and again....pork loin chops with mushooms and covered in mushroom soup
  14. ditchman
    i was an utter barstard for dumplings...they would kill me now
  15. ditchman
    this looks boring as someone else ..."its just boiled vedge and stuff" cooked it last night with extra chick and vedge stock cubes ...onions...baby pots..carrots,,,celery....rose/parsely/tymne/sage and a spoonful of redcurrant jelly...........left it overnight added chick meat today and heated it up and served.... if i was brave i would have eaten this with 1/2 a loaf of fresh tiger loaf and butter.....(but that would kill me now) PURE ROCKET FUEL
  16. ditchman
    i just cant get the pic of them 2 monkeys out of my head.....its quite rude....in a strange sort of way...the woman i did that to was not as trusting.................. proberly because i told her "im a retired procologist....i just like to keep my hand in "
  17. ditchman
    superb restaraunt quality...........i would pay good money for that
  18. ditchman
    ohhh sounds a bit dangerous.......how are his motions ?
  19. ditchman
    i have plenty of chocolate on my club.. good old Bournville Boulervarde
  20. ditchman
    loverly colour.....you just know its going to taste nice by the colour
  21. ditchman
    being an ex welder .....i will use my "crack detector kit " first
  22. ditchman
    Is that David Lammy looking for an answer ?
  23. ditchman
    i know people who do that sort of thing
  24. ditchman
    im still trying to figure out what to do with it......
  25. ditchman
    Its just been revealed that David Lammy was accidently released from HMP Whipsnade
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