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  1. ditchman
    yup ...sitting nicely in my tum.......having smoked haddock and dublin bay fresh prawns with loads of parsley in full cream milk served with a dry mash tomorrow.....
  2. ditchman
    slop food................when a dog has been ill...and it wont eat you give it "chappie" when i feel a bit off colour this is what i eat..... i have loved Heinz tinned spag bol since i was a nipper.....Haute cuisine at its finest slag me off at your lesure...........
  3. ditchman
    "drill baby ..drill"
  4. ditchman
    site is now painfully slow...... really needs sorting
  5. ditchman
    totally forgot the cheese ...and i already have grated cheese in the fridge .......im a dork
  6. ditchman
    manbaby food ...baked spud crispy on outside soft and floury in the middle with LOADS of butter and smashed burgers
  7. ditchman
    same here.............
  8. ditchman
    an old sausage skin will do..............its called field expediancy.......tried it with clingfilm once ...but suffered dreadfully from "blow back"
  9. ditchman
    Pub grub today lads..............real pototoe chips done in the deep frier...and a packet of Whitby scampi salt&vinegar and tomatoes sauce as well yum yum
  10. ditchman
    they will be hanging around outside places where men work.....and making lewd comments as we go home.... i can put up withthat
  11. ditchman
    he told me he uses a Brillo pad on his ole man..............they call him "the Tipton Tempest"
  12. ditchman
    you need to buy a tongue scraper...........then you will be fine.....watch out for the thrush
  13. ditchman
    are you aroused now ?
  14. ditchman
    chicken madras with sweet potatoe and a boiled egg and loads of spinach
  15. ditchman
    a thing of beauty
  16. ditchman
    you can never have too much dog shit......
  17. ditchman
    it comes and it goes
  18. ditchman
    a turd from anglian water
  19. ditchman
    Wank-a-rama
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    ditchman replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Joanna Lumley..............she is rank...she has a voice like liquid diarohea
  21. ditchman
    good god .....................has the 2nd world war ended yet ?
  22. ditchman
    this is on my bucket list.....i have seen this on here a couple of times...its time i did one myself
  23. ditchman
    cooorrrr i could give all em women one...........all my favourite women in one boat ...it must be xmas.......shame they have missed out Greta thumberge...............and my latest conquest jane macdonald
  24. ditchman
    she looks like my girlfriend Greta Thunberge ....who is feckin georgeous....mis guided but geogeous
  25. ditchman
    nothing like a full sac this time of the year
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