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ditchman

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  1. my last meal would proberly be liqidised mince and mash.......fed up my nose as i couldnt chew it.......
  2. i do ....espesially if it belongs to Penny Mordaunt
  3. i had to bin the last three lots of tender stem from Egypt as they tasted acidic and metallic and rank......i think they are fertilizing them with semi treated human sewage as fertilizer prices are so high in Egypt
  4. cheese and onion ....really underated.....especially when you are using fresh pulled sweet onions,,,,,,whick i will eat raw with cheese and salt and pepper...
  5. just spat my coffee out onto the laptop you wicked barstard lol
  6. i will see if i can find my twatting hammer....i know a few old gadges that need softening up
  7. i think its time for me and thee to go off grid and whittle a few spoons....as all the airfriers are going to be redundendant.. now ...where's me ole flint axe....................
  8. im a retired gynaecologist ....i just like to keep my hand in ........
  9. chick peas and red kidney beans
  10. fork food ..chili-con-carnie with loads of beans
  11. they are well "worked" in....did you give 'em the sniff test ?
  12. dont use acrylic..............when it gets humid the photo surface will stick to them......seperate the photos with something that will allow the air to get thro
  13. Premier Inns ...their rooms always smelt like knocking shops........i bet them rooms could tell a story or 2
  14. gave my company credit card a damn good thrashing on brothels....always went under servicing .......god i loved brothels and our cleints did to ...
  15. the French stick it up their harris.....like their medication ....dirty buggers.....
  16. you could also try one of your depleted uranium tipped hamsters......or is that still secret........i never know with you and your "Bumworks" workshop
  17. if you were there Mel.....you would be doing an insertion of enriched ginger no doubt....
  18. you've been picking up dirty habits from the 2 fat lady's
  19. is that "culinary" speak ...JIZZING.........
  20. anyone seen....the before and after pic's...............the above ground stuff looks as if it has been hit with ordinary munitions.... but there is one pic of a hilly area that the after pic shows an area of about 20 or 30 acres that has TOTALLY SUBSIDED christ on a stick ..what a hit...with a couple of them MOAB bombs.....it is mind numbing....
  21. very erudite did you listen to the american defense secertary address...........christ he is arrogant bragart
  22. sounds good but im not convinced
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