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  1. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    old retired men with flat caps and driving gloves with a pencil tash and dress in light colors and a blazer or a sports jacket with leather elbows...they are a feckin know all....who talk about the best way to get to Coventry using various different roads and back roads .............they are a pub feckin menace
  2. Sausagemageddon.....with bean sunami
  3. love the picture of you weighing them.................nice manly touch that
  4. come to daddy ........................ im going to hunt you down and give you flowers and we will your babies....
  5. PURE ROCKET FUEL chicken and root vedge made the night before
  6. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Steven Fry............and michael Portillo...........
  7. all fine here...............
  8. feck me with all that fluid its like a visual feckin shipping forecast....."rockall...malin....hebridese....backing southerly ...sausages...green stuff...swede...force 3. lessening ..calm.."
  9. she's after summat boi.............eat it whilst the going is good
  10. Widower food............ el sauces were added after
  11. im going to kidnap your wife and marry her............and die happy
  12. you always put up loverly spag meals
  13. oh sweet jeesus ...i so wish i hadnt seen that
  14. the trick is to use fresh non-hot Paprika......not stuff that has been hangin about in a half empty jar for a while
  15. Autumal hungry goolgies in its simplest form
  16. you could float a boatful of migrants on that.....................infact i think i can see a Borderforce vessell comin' out of the sproats....
  17. beautifly presented...............
  18. chicken casserole .....sort of
  19. Naughty sweet chilli Korean and stuff
  20. Gammon&chips...and stuff
  21. Oh !............you can see it as well ?
  22. is that what you say to the tramp that keeps on shitting on your veranda/orangy.......and you cant move it and then you stick joss sticks in it feck you are weird
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