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ditchman

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  1. did you wash the kidneys in milk first ?
  2. i was really into professional dwarf throwing a long while ago....it was the screams of fear that relly ticked my boxes..as they flew to their targets...
  3. some of them are very clever....i wish i had the cleverness to create them............satire has been around for a very long time.......satire in Georgian times.....was truly excremental awful...much worse than it is now.....politicos pissing and shitting on each other............all very basic stuff....its hilarious when you look at it
  4. OMG................starmer is looking like a sexy Meryl street
  5. that cracked me up and spat my coffee all over the lap top............
  6. Does that mean David Lammy is ....ASDA bin-liner ?
  7. done a malaysian curry with the first chunk ...3 hours in the slow cooker melt in yer mouff...... tates more Jamaican than far eastern...........really enjoyed it
  8. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Thick footballers
  9. ordinary scran today .........BUT extraordinary gravy which i made last night
  10. i remember that in Norwich at one time there were only 2 coons and they were the Fachinu brothers before they played for Norwich.....they lived with their foster parents in Attlebough (just outside Norwich) there are now fawsands of them....
  11. wouldnt it be nice that the "anybodies yaght girl Megan"...visited Epstiens island as a whore......she was asked if she visited the island ..and then firmly clamped her gob shut
  12. old faithful............home from skoolfood.........
  13. and the adverts .... "get the Abbey habit".................to which we always shouted out ..."then go feck a nun"
  14. as long as its not full of damn migrants
  15. forthcoming attractions bought a roll of brisket off the co-op eat now or die shelf....it looked very aenemic...and not well hung like me...so i rolled it in english dried herbs and black pepper and maldon salt...put it on a rack in the fridge and forgot about it for a few days cut it into 3 this evening...and it looks good colour and smells nice will do 3 recipes 1. malasian curry with spuds (slow cooker) 2. Hungarian goulash (slow cooker) 3. beef casserole/stew....with red wine spuds carrots onions etc..(slow cooker) looking forward to this next week
  16. its also happening in the UK.....the sexual electrocution of a woman at Frogmore cottage...and the electricle torture of a girl between the ages of 6-8 whilst he looked on......this has been reported by some of the tabloid press taken from the Epstien files........... no tabloid is stupid enough to make that story up.....they went to print as they were 100% sure of the source
  17. there are supposedly 10 other police forces looking at Mr Windsors pecadillios......i rekon they pulled him in as he was a flight risk and took his passport and papers......to give the other forces time to put the more serious cases together... like the torturing of children and electrocution (sexual) at Frogmore cottage..................this is NOT fake news its from the Epstien seized files...and more to come no doubt....(printed /reported by 2 tabloid papers)....and YOU DONT PRINT STUFF LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE 100% CERTAIN OF YOUR SOURCE
  18. your spag stuff always looks really good
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Anne Diamond ...simpering hasbeen nonenterty
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    the ones ive seen belonging to sandra & Tracy are more like a camels foot
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