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ditchman

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  1. there are supposedly 10 other police forces looking at Mr Windsors pecadillios......i rekon they pulled him in as he was a flight risk and took his passport and papers......to give the other forces time to put the more serious cases together... like the torturing of children and electrocution (sexual) at Frogmore cottage..................this is NOT fake news its from the Epstien seized files...and more to come no doubt....(printed /reported by 2 tabloid papers)....and YOU DONT PRINT STUFF LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE 100% CERTAIN OF YOUR SOURCE
  2. your spag stuff always looks really good
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Anne Diamond ...simpering hasbeen nonenterty
  4. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    the ones ive seen belonging to sandra & Tracy are more like a camels foot
  5. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    in shell suits at clay pigeon shooting....with fake stickers on them
  6. Risotto el ditcho stock made from chicken carcase and celery and onion.....boiled to buggery decent risotto is made using 1. top stock 2. time 3. patience the italains like theres a bit sloppy .....i dont.. dont make risotto often as i get board shitless making it ...and drink too much girl petrol waiting
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    Pet hates.

    giles Brandreath...and paul Burrell................both are feckin arse lickin paracites...i feckin hate them....and Micheal Portillo....seriously weird.....and that bitch kay Burley...the day she got retired i got pissed.....
  8. ooohhhh......me....me....me.....me....me....me.......
  9. can we make chocolate anus's as freebies...........and candy cocks ...and liqourice labia's........£3.56p /quart
  10. erratic erotica........................HHmmmmmm.............i like the sound of that
  11. no dont go with that .....an arsehole is an arsole is an arsehole...use.....only makes something more supple.....so good luck on that one matey
  12. i bet if you took a pic of each of their anus's you would have difficulty decieding who they belonged to ..
  13. cant compete with that i have pie and boiled spuds and marrowfat peas 2 moz............
  14. you will be writing for Ladybird books next...........what will your next best seller title be ?? (i dont think my "Jack Dribbler" stories would go down well on this forum.....little bit too raunchy methinks)
  15. im in luuuuve................. do you know why women like olives...??....................because they rekon they taste like sperm
  16. you are going to be in deep shite if she reads this
  17. supreme nosh..............bloody good for youas well
  18. just had delivered 3 tins of haggis............totally gobmacked at the number of haggis pie recipes there are on the ole net
  19. you just cant let her drawers go.............you are a tougher man than me ...but not as tough as Mel3...........he's a proper dirt bag
  20. sweet&sour.....nice for a change ...but not every week
  21. if you had a bigger plate you could fit some nice fresh thinly sliced cabbage on that
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