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ditchman

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  1. they will be hanging around outside places where men work.....and making lewd comments as we go home.... i can put up withthat
  2. he told me he uses a Brillo pad on his ole man..............they call him "the Tipton Tempest"
  3. you need to buy a tongue scraper...........then you will be fine.....watch out for the thrush
  4. chicken madras with sweet potatoe and a boiled egg and loads of spinach
  5. you can never have too much dog shit......
  6. it comes and it goes
  7. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Joanna Lumley..............she is rank...she has a voice like liquid diarohea
  8. good god .....................has the 2nd world war ended yet ?
  9. this is on my bucket list.....i have seen this on here a couple of times...its time i did one myself
  10. cooorrrr i could give all em women one...........all my favourite women in one boat ...it must be xmas.......shame they have missed out Greta thumberge...............and my latest conquest jane macdonald
  11. she looks like my girlfriend Greta Thunberge ....who is feckin georgeous....mis guided but geogeous
  12. nothing like a full sac this time of the year
  13. the greatest lie on earth......"i promise not to cum in your mouth"
  14. thats our Mel ...always thinking of others
  15. It always seems to be Mel ...to ask these very personal questions...........you would be horrified as to the questions he has asked me in the past
  16. that looks bloody georgeous......i would add a bit of colmans mustard to that
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