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ditchman

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  1. the fast show ?...............thats my line
  2. what end are you going to put it in
  3. no wonder the French are frightened of us.............and not a feckin olive in sight
  4. Dinosaur & chips....a snack for desperate Dan
  5. that last hamster you sent me ....you forgot to wash it.....it was rank man...had to bin it
  6. did she do something special with olives ????.................Mel does the same thing with hamsters..(pet shop boy)
  7. i take it you dont like shite ?
  8. Is that Halal crab then ?
  9. i thought that was when yer girlfriend wee'd on you
  10. jeesus christ.................respect bro'
  11. im permantly on a seafood diet..................................... i see- food and eat it...........its not a verygood diet
  12. i love simple well cooked and presented food......i would eat that anyday....
  13. ive got a tin of apple and a packet of crumble....will chuck them together ...bang in the oven.....and have with soft scoop ice cream....
  14. nice litte porky chopy...and honey glazed carrots and top gravyo......get in,,
  15. now that does look nice .....chicken salad is my favourite
  16. islice them and add them to a lasangne.....
  17. its a "splatterbilled parrot" total and utter abortion............Tracy Em would shit herself if she saw that.....should be in "lord of yer ring" on the ork side
  18. you missed out "the perverted eagle parrot"........the one that loosens your bottom when you walk past it at night
  19. bet you ate that quick ..incase the bloody place fell down
  20. BBBBBBBBBBbuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllshit.........there is not a damn orange in site...the nearest orange is at yer local Tesco.........its only occupant is "THAT" tramps turd and a pretend donkey with a bloody joss-stick up its arse
  21. jeesus chrust...........you lieing waanker...........you are so lazy you cant be bothered to clear that turd up on your woodland porch
  22. panfried byriani...........scorched the vedge in me ole cast iron pan under the hot grill really tasty
  23. posted similar topic on another forum..............
  24. aahhhh thats love for you....
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