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  1. ditchman
    i dont think the fish was that fresh......if i do it again i will do a curry stir fry and at the last min add the chunked up fish....might try it with skinned Bass..........
  2. ditchman
    tail of cod.........wont do it again......doing a sort of spag thing friday....ping meal 2moz
  3. ditchman
    very nice again.......i did a fish curry today....i binned it ...it was awful
  4. ditchman
    you are bloody fools the lot of you
  5. ditchman
    that looks nice...
  6. ditchman
    little bit of Tabasco sauce on that.please...
  7. ditchman
    bleedin poofter ...what lingo is that.....is that a dock leaf to wipe yer arse with......(mind you if you ate that you wouldnt shit for a week) woodland dining at the finest.............i remember when you went for a squat inthe forest and were an hour late for tea....cause you got "stuck".......(you shut your arse over a daisy)...
  8. ditchman
    you are sooo rank
  9. ditchman
    ive got a tin of apple in the cupboard and a couple of pkts of crumble.....and i noticed last week that the co-op are now selling cornish clotted cream....... weightwatchers here i come.....its either that or get my mate Mel to shove another gastric balloon up my anus
  10. ditchman
    we also refer to a woman as having nice baps.....all very confusing but both can be put in the mouth
  11. ditchman
    Hot Korean sweet stir fry drizzled a home made sauce in ...made from plum/soya sauce/tom sauce/vinegar/pepper/ginger/....added fried chick bits and cooked until the sauce crackled
  12. ditchman
    i googled her...wooooowwwww....she did some modeling...beautiful looking woman.....
  13. ditchman
    see you are using proper parsley ...not that foriegn muck flat leaf stuff
  14. ditchman
    i would use a prawn cocktail flavour ....so i blend in...
  15. ditchman
    i would use a beer crate and mel can kick it away at the vinegar stroke
  16. ditchman
    fresh picked slugs off yer Hostas and a bowl full of anal beads waiting to be threaded.....
  17. ditchman
    i wouldnt waste a condom on that.......i would use an empty crisp packet
  18. ditchman
    i only go out when it is dark...and everything is black
  19. ditchman
    yes i am ...im doing 10 years for olive killing....
  20. ditchman
    Pretend KFC....and turbo-charged Mcaine oven chips
  21. ditchman
    oooohhhh come to ma-ma.....
  22. ditchman
    HHhhahhahahhahahaa "sunderland salad"...thats a new one one me......the wonders of the english language ...i would have a drizzle of Lee&Perrins on the tinned toms.........superb
  23. ditchman
    in norfolk in the early 1970's a proper SNAKEBITE was 2/3rds cidre and a 1/3rd Esso blue.....produced some wild nights
  24. ditchman
    the fast show ?...............thats my line
  25. ditchman
    what end are you going to put it in
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